Contradictions in an advert

[carmadgaz]

Looking through the sheds section in the classifieds and found a Z3 for sale, curious as to why it was there I gave it a click

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/1692882.htm

advert said:

perfect condition not a scratch on the car, has a tiny car parking dint on passenger door literally unoticeable, has a crack in rear plastic window going from near top to bottom but hat is it on the car

How can you say "not a scratch on the car" and then start about damage?

[1987]

carmadgaz said:

Looking through the sheds section in the classifieds and found a Z3 for sale, curious as to why it was there I gave it a click

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/1692882.htm

advert said:

perfect condition not a scratch on the car, has a tiny car parking dint on passenger door literally unoticeable, has a crack in rear plastic window going from near top to bottom but hat is it on the car

How can you say "not a scratch on the car" and then start about damage?

One is a dent and the other a broken rear screen. No scratches mentioned.

[isee]

I actually like adverts like that. I am a believer that when you buy a car, you also need to buy the seller. Hence adverts like these save me time as I don't need to bother calling them.

I can just hear the seller's voice in this add: Perfect condition bruv innit?

[isee]

1987 said:

carmadgaz said:

Looking through the sheds section in the classifieds and found a Z3 for sale, curious as to why it was there I gave it a click

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/1692882.htm

advert said:

perfect condition not a scratch on the car, has a tiny car parking dint on passenger door literally unoticeable, has a crack in rear plastic window going from near top to bottom but hat is it on the car

How can you say "not a scratch on the car" and then start about damage?

One is a dent and the other a broken rear screen. No scratches mentioned.

But far from perfect condition...

[Jayho]

Lucky thing is you get a hat on the car!

[1987]

isee said:

1987 said:

carmadgaz said:

Looking through the sheds section in the classifieds and found a Z3 for sale, curious as to why it was there I gave it a click

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/1692882.htm

advert said:

perfect condition not a scratch on the car, has a tiny car parking dint on passenger door literally unoticeable, has a crack in rear plastic window going from near top to bottom but hat is it on the car

How can you say "not a scratch on the car" and then start about damage?

One is a dent and the other a broken rear screen. No scratches mentioned.

But far from perfect condition...

Ah yes, but you don't seem to understand that I did not read that bit.

How embarrassing for you.

[edo]

I know people dont rate the Z3 that highly - but in "boring stuff/ sheds"??

[Matt UK]

isee said:

I actually like adverts like that. I am a believer that when you buy a car, you also need to buy the seller. Hence adverts like these save me time as I don't need to bother calling them.