****ing Fearne ****ing Cotton

[The real Apache]

Is she the only person left to introduce or interfere with anything vaguely musical these days?
God I am so sick of hearing her tortured vowels and see her skinny bloody legs getting in the way of something that, ordinarily, might be of interest to me

[skyslimit]

'Fearne and Apache
Up in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G'

[cracked one off]

not getting any these days ?

[The real Apache]

um...no

Edited by The real Apache on Sunday 13th June 00:40

[OnTheOverrun]

I can hear the site from my house and I have a hunting rifle with a telescopic sight - please start the bidding. . . . . . . . . .

[The real Apache]

cracked one off said:

not getting any these days ?

um....no