This months Evo magazine .. hunk on the front

[zakelwe]

Normally it comes black wrapped but this time it was see through covered and some man in tight shorts and a plucked chest was staring back at me. For fear of frightening fellow beer bellies throughout the land I will not inform you what headlines were written across the front page, but they were nothing about pies and beer I can tell you, more along the lines of doing something called "exercise"

What is going on ?

I daren't look the postie in the eye for at least 6 months now.