Ever Feel Left Out?

[paddyhasneeds]

Ever come on here and feel a little left out because in fifteen years of driving you've nil points on your license, never been chased by Kenneth Noye, never lobbed a can of Cherry Tango at the bonnet of someone's Gallardo after a near-death over-taking experience, never been pulled by the Police, never been sent a NIP for doing 85 in a 30 but been desperately sure there's a way to get away with it and so on.

It'd be a boring forum if this stuff didn't happen but am I in the minority in having lived a singularly dull life on the roads?

[slipstream 1985]

^^what do you drive?

[Mini1275]

paddyhasneeds said:

never lobbed a can of Cherry Tango at the bonnet of someone's Gallardo after a near-death over-taking experience

[supra legend]

I dont feel left out, I managed to get 4 points for doing 55 on a 40mph dual carriageway. Never understood why 4?

[no-worries88]

No points,rolled an Evo after some kids pushed a wheelie bin into my path,other than that pretty boring car life so far,im only 21 though,only been on the road 4 years, so plenty of time for the tango to come my way.

[saladdodger]

i am a memebr of a few forums, i enjoy chatting to people but most of the time i feel left out. Words that are used or the cars people own are far better than i will have. My views are alot of the time very different

[no-worries88]

Mini1275 said:

paddyhasneeds said:

never lobbed a can of Cherry Tango at the bonnet of someone's Gallardo after a near-death over-taking experience

Not heard the word 'lobbed' for donkeys years!





....however long that is??

[Shaw Tarse]

I have been stopped by BiB a few times! Though not for many years.
They were always polite & friendly

[TheLurker]

Nope. My driving history is boring. At least untill last night. When I had a confrontation with a badger. New bumper and undertray required

I forgot to through a can of coke at it in the excitement. Must try harder.

[Hell27]

paddyhasneeds said:

Ever come on here and feel a little left out because in fifteen years of driving you've nil points on your license, never been chased by Kenneth Noye, never lobbed a can of Cherry Tango at the bonnet of someone's Gallardo after a near-death over-taking experience, never been pulled by the Police, never been sent a NIP for doing 85 in a 30 but been desperately sure there's a way to get away with it and so on.

It'd be a boring forum if this stuff didn't happen but am I in the minority in having lived a singularly dull life on the roads?

There's a simple answer to this.

Nothing on the road can handle like a hire car...............

And in the fun of the experience, all of the above activities can be experienced in a mayhem fuelled weekend.

[Rotary Madness]

Its simple, ovetake the police, dont stop when they turn on the lights, get away from them, and your heart is going mad.

Not that id ever fail to stop because it wasnt worth the hassle.



Or, if you go by what everyone else says on here, you should go buy a kilo of coke and snort it off the tits of a dozen hookers infront of your ex's mum. Whilst throwning a can of red bull in her face.