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E21_Ross

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36,729 posts

242 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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right....i'm parked on a public road, no parking restrictions, not parked illegally, car has tax, MOT etc etc. some old bloke comes out and asks me to move it as "that's where i park, it's outside his house"

i just said there are no other spaces and i'm parked perfectly legally, and this is public road. he's threatened to block me in if i don't move it. thing is, it would be quite tempting to let him block me in, then get the 2nd car, and block him in also hehe maybe write a note on the screen saying "checkmate" or something similar.

what you think i should do? it's quite petty but i can't stand people like this who think they own the road outside their house, so want to leave it there out of principle.

cheers

Mr E Driver

8,542 posts

214 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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Tell him to block you in, call his bluff.

If in the unlikely event he does then call the police and complain he is causing an obstruction.

E21_Ross

Original Poster:

36,729 posts

242 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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Mr E Driver said:
Tell him to block you in, call his bluff.

If in the unlikely event he does then call the police and complain he is causing an obstruction.
that's what i'm thinking. guessing it's a local police station phone call, not a 999 jobby hehe

if police do fk all, i'll block him in.

Mr E Driver

8,542 posts

214 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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E21_Ross said:
right....i'm parked on a public road, no parking restrictions, not parked illegally, car has tax, MOT etc etc. some old bloke comes out and asks me to move it as "that's where i park, it's outside his house"

i just said there are no other spaces and i'm parked perfectly legally, and this is public road. he's threatened to block me in if i don't move it. thing is, it would be quite tempting to let him block me in, then get the 2nd car, and block him in also hehe maybe write a note on the screen saying "checkmate" or something similar.

what you think i should do? it's quite petty but i can't stand people like this who think they own the road outside their house, so want to leave it there out of principle.
that's the ticket smile

chris1roll

2,055 posts

274 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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E21_Ross said:
...let him block me in, then get the 2nd car, and block him in also hehe maybe write a note on the screen saying "checkmate" or something similar.

what you think i should do?
That.

E21_Ross

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36,729 posts

242 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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The Crack Fox said:
It can be frustrating for people with limited parking when others take the space outside their house, but to be honest, the law is the law. If it is legal to park there then you should shouldn't worry about doing so. Is the guy really old/disabled or anything, perhaps out of courtesy, you might consider a place a few yards away if there is one if he asked nicely...
he didn't ask nicely, and he is about 60-ish and not disabled at all, walks perfectly fine and has no disability badge in his car.

i'm not blocking his driveway (he has 2 cars), it's public road, no parking restrictions etc.

Deva Link

26,934 posts

275 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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The Crack Fox said:
If it is legal to park there...
It's not "legal" to park anywhere on the public highway. wink

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

209 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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E21_Ross said:
The Crack Fox said:
It can be frustrating for people with limited parking when others take the space outside their house, but to be honest, the law is the law. If it is legal to park there then you should shouldn't worry about doing so. Is the guy really old/disabled or anything, perhaps out of courtesy, you might consider a place a few yards away if there is one if he asked nicely...
he didn't ask nicely, and he is about 60-ish and not disabled at all, walks perfectly fine and has no disability badge in his car.

i'm not blocking his driveway (he has 2 cars), it's public road, no parking restrictions etc.
You've said everything necessary. Public road, he doesn't own the road outside his house. Just ignore him.

If he blocks you in, call the police.

E21_Ross

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36,729 posts

242 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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Deva Link said:
The Crack Fox said:
If it is legal to park there...
It's not "legal" to park anywhere on the public highway. wink
that's why he said "if" confused or did i miss something? hehe

i could just open the bonnet, take the ignition module out, and claim it won't start hehe then, plug it back in and phone the police saying he's causing an obstruction.

Edited by E21_Ross on Sunday 27th June 12:03

Jonny_693

5,493 posts

206 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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E21_Ross said:
what you think i should do? it's quite petty but i can't stand people like this who think they own the road outside their house, so want to leave it there out of principle.

cheers
I'm pretty sure this sort of behaviour goes hand in hand with a low IQ level.

Mini1275

11,098 posts

212 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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chris1roll said:
E21_Ross said:
...let him block me in, then get the 2nd car, and block him in also hehe maybe write a note on the screen saying "checkmate" or something similar.

what you think i should do?
That.
This.

PeteG

4,278 posts

241 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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Mini1275 said:
chris1roll said:
E21_Ross said:
...let him block me in, then get the 2nd car, and block him in also hehe maybe write a note on the screen saying "checkmate" or something similar.

what you think i should do?
That.
This.
Certainly.

E21_Ross

Original Poster:

36,729 posts

242 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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PeteG said:
Mini1275 said:
chris1roll said:
E21_Ross said:
...let him block me in, then get the 2nd car, and block him in also hehe maybe write a note on the screen saying "checkmate" or something similar.

what you think i should do?
That.
This.
Certainly.
do you not think it's best to phone the police first? or jump straight into "i can be a tt as well" mode. hehe

PeteG

4,278 posts

241 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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E21_Ross said:
PeteG said:
Mini1275 said:
chris1roll said:
E21_Ross said:
...let him block me in, then get the 2nd car, and block him in also hehe maybe write a note on the screen saying "checkmate" or something similar.

what you think i should do?
That.
This.
Certainly.
do you not think it's best to phone the police first? or jump straight into "i can be a tt as well" mode. hehe
Nah, if he's blocked you in, you block him in. Plod turn up, you go "sorry officer, I'll move my (2nd car)"

Space Invader

73 posts

196 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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Can you afford to leave it there for a few days to teach the miserable old git a lesson?



Edited by Space Invader on Sunday 27th June 12:38

E21_Ross

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Sunday 27th June 2010
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Space Invader said:
Can you afford to leave it there for a few days to teach the miserable old git a lesson?



Edited by Space Invader on Sunday 27th June 12:38
not in an ideal world, but i could cycle to work tomorrow without any problems. i'll see what's what after the footie and if he's blocked me in i'll phone the police and say i need to move the car and i'm blocked in. failing that, i'll block him in too.

Edited by E21_Ross on Sunday 27th June 12:45

E21_Ross

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36,729 posts

242 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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just checked, i'm still not blocked in. it seems a van has parked about 3/4 of a car length, maybe 1 whole car length, in front of me, so he couldn't get a car in even if he wanted. maybe he can practice his parallel parking skills hehe

EDLT

15,421 posts

236 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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Have you considered throwing a can of red bull at him (but ffs don't hit his car)?

Poledriver

29,597 posts

224 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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OT, what's with all the comments about red Bull can throwing? Have I missed another good thread?

no-worries88

1,817 posts

228 months

Sunday 27th June 2010
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Nothing some petrol and lighter can't solve.