Could this be the worst...

[Craigwww]

Could this be the worst advert on PH?

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1860276.htm

Seriously, how stupid must you actually be to think this will make someone part with £10k of their hard earned? It's also got to be one of the shabbiest Escort Cosworths I have ever seen, missing sideskirt, poor fitting front bumper and wing, cheap looking quad headlights, not even cleaned or polished!

Even the spelling and punctuation is sh*te.

An iconic legend of a car like this deserves a decent, well written advert.

Apologies, rant over, just people like this do my head in.

[DaveL86]

10k? lets be honest it ain't no Audi

[goffahsez]

'esco for sale' , agreed!
Could it be a scam?

[Craigwww]

I'd hope that even a scammer would pick a better condition 'bait' car!

I especially like the following..

"..do not email as my email is knackered and i cant reply dont know wotz up wi it "

[mat205125]

Terrible Advert, for what looks like a terrible example of the breed. I bet it is an utter dog of a car.

Anyone live close enough to go and have a look?

[Craigwww]

Just noticed his username!

COSSIEMOFO..

[Snoop Bagg]

That's going to sell like a hot cake................

[TonyRPH]

Nickname: cossiemofo 
Name: james whitelaw
Member Since: 11th September 2007
Total Posts: 0
Region: scotland 
Country: United Kingdom 
Notes: 2wd 360 bhp sierra sapphire RS2000 escort

Been a member for nearly 3 years and not one single post...?

[Dunk1982]

I have just lost the will to live after seeing that ad and looking at his profile.....

[Dunk1982]

TonyRPH][NOWIKI said:

Been a member for nearly 3 years and not one single post...?

Was going to mention that too, but after seeing that ad I think its a good thing!

[Alex]

I'm hoping that his first post will be on this thread.

[goffahsez]

Torn a new hole comes to mind! Lol

Almost as good as the numpty on the Bentley with his auntie, although atleast he laughed at himself

[TheAcidNation]

I can't stand poor adverts, especially when a good 15 minutes writing one and doing a spell check could be the difference between a sale or not!

[Jonny671]

Poor poor vehicle.

Don't you just feel sorry for these vehicles in the hands of such cretins.

[pilchardthecat]

Iconic car? Yes. Would I like one? Yes.

But they were mostly driven by the 80s equivalent of the chavvy thicko that wrote the advert though, so if anything the advert is in keeping with the car.

[matc]

goffahsez said:

Torn a new hole comes to mind! Lol

Almost as good as the numpty on the Bentley with his auntie, although atleast he laughed at himself

What the fk are you on about?!

[goffahsez]

matc said:

goffahsez said:

Torn a new hole comes to mind! Lol

Almost as good as the numpty on the Bentley with his auntie, although atleast he laughed at himself

What the fk are you on about?!

Sorry that probably was a bit random, its in the 'best pic of your car' thread

[TonyRPH]

Auntie and Bentley boy.

http://www.pistonheads.com/Gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Jonny671]

TonyRPH said:

Auntie and Bentley boy.

http://www.pistonheads.com/Gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

I think we get the Auntie & Bentley boy bit.. Just not sure on the correlation between them?

[matc]

Jonny671 said:

TonyRPH said:

Auntie and Bentley boy.

http://www.pistonheads.com/Gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

I think we get the Auntie & Bentley boy bit.. Just not sure on the correlation between them?

Yep that's exactly what I was on about!