Hire car hell.
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edo

Original Poster:

16,699 posts

295 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Hire cars, got to love them.

Picked up an Avis car in Vienna today to drive to Brno for work.

307 1.6 hdi. sty hateful piece of crap. ste ste and more ste. Crap driving position, no adjustment of steering wheel or seat hight. Nasty plastics. Lots of loose trim. Poor thing would be bad enough had it not done 67,000 hire car miles. Vibrates over 70 (when you finally get there).

SOme of the measly pit ponies the engine had must have dies too, it cant have been this underpowered since new.

Only good thing is the A/C works given it is 35 degrees.

S Line Luxury

91 posts

196 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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this is what happens when you go with a cheapo company

hertz supply VAG

550Hep

3,135 posts

247 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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S Line Luxury said:
this is what happens when you go with a cheapo company

hertz supply VAG
roflcoffee

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

254 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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S Line Luxury said:
this is what happens when you go with a cheapo company

hertz supply VAG
Comedy fukin' gold!!! clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap

Mafioso

2,411 posts

244 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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S Line Luxury said:
this is what happens when you go with a cheapo company

hertz supply VAG
Will you please fk off. You're boring now.

Parabola

1,864 posts

227 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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S Line Luxury said:
this is what happens when you go with a cheapo company

hertz supply VAG
You have to be a wind up! spin

550Hep

3,135 posts

247 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Parabola said:
S Line Luxury said:
this is what happens when you go with a cheapo company

hertz supply VAG
You have to be a wind up! spin
Or a tt, I do however suspect both!

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

254 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Even the username "S Line Luxury" makes me chuckle.

I have just updated wikipedia to include that name under the oxymoron section.

wikipedia said:
The most common form of oxymoron involves an adjective-noun combination of two words. For example, the following line from Tennyson's Idylls of the King contains two oxymorons:
"And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true. "
Other oxymorons of this kind include the following:
Dark sunshine
Happy depression
Amazing dullness
Cold sun
Living Dead
Dark Light
Cold Summer
Smart Failure
Perfect Human
Investment Property
S Line Luxury
S Line is not Luxury, it is hard, it is crashy, it is not luxury.

Edited by gizlaroc on Monday 12th July 19:06

theironduke

6,995 posts

218 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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gizlaroc said:
S Line Luxury said:
this is what happens when you go with a cheapo company

hertz supply VAG
Comedy fukin' gold!!! clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
F*cking LOL...priceless

BlueEyedBoy

1,954 posts

226 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Can someone explain to me what old luxo boy is trying to imply? I am confused on both the cheapo and VAG comment, plus when could you get hookers from Hertz?

Mafioso

2,411 posts

244 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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BlueEyedBoy said:
Can someone explain to me what old luxo boy is trying to imply? I am confused on both the cheapo and VAG comment, plus when could you get hookers from Hertz?
What part do you not understand?

ETA: I suppose you did mention confusion on cheapo brand and the VAG comment, but I don't understand how you can't get it?!

smile

Edited by Mafioso on Monday 12th July 19:58

Matt UK

18,084 posts

230 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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S Line Luxury said:
this is what happens when you go with a cheapo company

hertz supply VAG
'vag'

Very appropriate word in this context.

theironduke

6,995 posts

218 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Is there a bigger fanboy on PH than this chap?

HellDiver

5,708 posts

212 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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S Line Luxury said:
hertz supply VAG
Hertz supply VAG? Surely it'd be VAG supplies Hertz?

Besides, they don't, unless you're talking about stty SEAT Ibiza 1.2 pauper specs. Last two Hertz cars I had were a Vectra SRI and a Fiesta Ghia.


Grey Ghost

4,611 posts

250 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Mafioso said:
S Line Luxury said:
this is what happens when you go with a cheapo company

hertz supply VAG
Will you please fk off. You're boring now.
Please let him stay he is a comic genious but has no clue about his talent biggrin

edo

Original Poster:

16,699 posts

295 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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thread drift!

sawman

5,170 posts

260 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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anonymous said:
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nooo! this can not be the chevvy cavalier is truely the most hateful car made this century

base

321 posts

210 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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if you go to australia never ever hire a camper van from a company that has a name that could be evil or sinful, it really was a WICKED experience and not in the good street wise meaning

thier vehicles are very dubious imo and also alot of other peoples after a short trawl of the interweb, so if you are a father mother brother sister uncle aunt friend etc or just know anyone backpacking Oz tell them to stay well away.






CraigyMc

18,369 posts

266 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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HellDiver said:
S Line Luxury said:
hertz supply VAG
Hertz supply VAG? Surely it'd be VAG supplies Hertz?

Besides, they don't, unless you're talking about stty SEAT Ibiza 1.2 pauper specs. Last two Hertz cars I had were a Vectra SRI and a Fiesta Ghia.
Agreed. I do a lot of travel for work and Hertz is the corporate supplier.

The last Hertz hirecar I had on the continent was a 1.2 punto, which had the absolute crap kicked out of it all the way from Zurich to Stuttgart (by me!). Poor wee thing and a totally deserted autobahn = foot flat on the floor for about 20 minutes at a time, in betwen the odd truck or car here and there.

Hertz aren't tied to one car supplier.

C

MrLou

879 posts

251 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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theironduke said:
Is there a bigger troll on PH than this chap?
EFA

Edited by MrLou on Tuesday 13th July 09:18