Ling Cars - Anyone got/had a lease from them?

[Goochie]

I'm considering leasing a car for 2 years and once you get past the crazy website design at lingcars.com the deals look pretty good.

So does anyone have any wise (or otherwise) words on Ling leasing ?

[SystemParanoia]

Ling eat dragon for breakfast

[nonuts]

If you can make the search work, she's a member on here and I think had a few supporters last time there was a thread.

Yes the website is an 'acquired' taste

[Silverbullet767]

Having read some threads about lings in the past, it has been very highly recommended by the people using it. The site is bonkers as is ling herself. Sort of like giving 6 year olds sherbet by the lorry load bonkers.

It's all good.

[hornetrider]

I heard Ling went to sleep with itchy bum.

Woke up with smelly finger.

[ShadownINja]

Silverbullet767 said:

Sort of like giving 6 year olds sherbet by the lorry load bonkers.

[VEA]

hornetrider said:

I heard Ling went to sleep with itchy bum.

Woke up with smelly finger.

Great! Tea... all over keyboard... thanks!

[mblade123]

nonuts said:

If you can make the search work, she's a member on here and I think had a few supporters last time there was a thread.

Yes the website is an 'acquired' taste

Acquired taste!!!!. Ive just looked at the website. Ive now got a pounding headache and me eyes have gone squify

[hornetrider]

VEA said:

hornetrider said:

I heard Ling went to sleep with itchy bum.

Woke up with smelly finger.

Great! Tea... all over keyboard... thanks!

Ling's husband also has a hole in his trouser pockets, but it doesn't matter as he's a very confident chap. How do I know this?

He feels cocky all day long.

I'm here all week

[cmackay81]

owww, muchy hurty my eyes

[Deva Link]

Goochie said:

So does anyone have any wise (or otherwise) words on Ling leasing ?

She's a broker - she doesn't actually lease the cars herself.

What is there to say? You do the deal and the finance company DD's the monthly charge. It's not rocket science, although apparently she does own a missile launcher.

[Alfa numeric]

Never having even looked at leasing before I've no idea how it works- and that site may have the answer to this question but it's so busy I can't see it- but do these prices include insurance? If it does, £230pm for 2 years in an MX5 is pretty tempting.

[Arese]

Alfa numeric said:

Never having even looked at leasing before I've no idea how it works- and that site may have the answer to this question but it's so busy I can't see it- but do these prices include insurance? If it does, £230pm for 2 years in an MX5 is pretty tempting.

Tax is usually included, but not insurance.

[hornetrider]

Alfa numeric said:

but do these prices include insurance?

No, you have to insure it yourself.

Alfa numeric said:

£230pm for 2 years in an MX5 is pretty tempting.

Do bear in mind that is a boggo wheezy 1.8 with no air con.

[Alfa numeric]

That's a shame. How do you insure a car if you're not the legal owner?

[soad]

Who designed her website then? I'm just curious, it's very messy but works okay I guess.

[sday12]

nonuts said:

she's a member on here

She was until she got banned for self promotion (and her staff IIRC)

[Muzzer]

Alfa numeric said:

That's a shame. How do you insure a car if you're not the legal owner?

The same as you would if you were the legal owner.

You just select the 'Not registered owner' box when doing your quote

[Alfa numeric]

Muzzer said:

Alfa numeric said:

That's a shame. How do you insure a car if you're not the legal owner?

The same as you would if you were the legal owner.

You just select the 'Not registered owner' box when doing your quote

Great, thanks guys.



*Goes off to see how much an MX5 costs to insure*

[detchibe]

hornetrider said:

I heard Ling went to sleep with itchy bum.

Woke up with smelly finger.

Old Chinese proverb say; learn to masturbate, come in handy.