Thick lad at my work
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short true story. Two of the lads I work with are travelling together in the works diesel van. Heading off on a one day job 300 miles from home. for this short story The driver we will call "man A"(35 years young) and the passenger we shall call "man B" (26 years young). half way to the destination Man A decide to stop for fuel and a toilet stop. They pull up to the diesel pump and the driver Man A asks Man B to fill the van with diesel as he is bursting for the toilet. Man B says that he cant drive. With a confused look on his face man A looks at Man B and says " I didn't ask you to drive just to fill the f**king van with diesel. With that Man A departs the van and heads into the filling station. inside the station Man A looks out to towards Man B and the van to find man B standing at the diesel pump looking confused. Man B proceeds to remove the pump handle from the pump and study the pump handle looking it as if it is a object from another world. Man B then points the gun at his face and is looking down the barrel and then pulls the trigger receiving a good flow of diesel to the face and upper body. a Man A shakes his head and continues to use the rest room. once finished Man A goes to the check out and pays for the fuel(with fuel card) returns to the van. Man B is sitting in the van covered in diesel the van and man B are stinking of the fuel the best part is that as they were told it is a one day job nether of them have a change of clothes and they only have £10 cash on them between them. they continue the the rest of the trip in silence.
The question is should Man B be removed from the gene pool????????
The question is should Man B be removed from the gene pool????????
aberdeenelvis said:
short true story.
Two of the lads I work with are travelling together in the works diesel van.
half way to the destination Man A decide to stop for fuel and a toilet stop.
They pull up to the diesel pump and the driver Man A asks Man B to fill the van with diesel as he is bursting for the toilet.
Man B says that he cant drive. With a confused look on his face man A looks at Man B and says " I didn't ask you to drive just to fill the f**king van with diesel". With that Man A departs the van and heads into the filling station.
Inside the station Man A looks out to towards Man B and the van to find man B standing at the diesel pump looking confused. Man B proceeds to remove the pump handle from the pump and study the pump handle looking it as if it is a object from another world.
Man B then points the gun at his face and is looking down the barrel and then pulls the trigger receiving a good flow of diesel to the face and upper body.
Man A shakes his head and continues to use the rest room.
Once finished Man A goes to the check out and pays for the fuel returns to the van. Man B is sitting in the van covered in diesel the van and man B are stinking of the fuel.
The best part is that as they were told it is a one day job nether of them have a change of clothes and they only have £10 cash on them between them. they continue the the rest of the trip in silence.
The question is should Man B be removed from the gene pool????????
Two of the lads I work with are travelling together in the works diesel van.
half way to the destination Man A decide to stop for fuel and a toilet stop.
They pull up to the diesel pump and the driver Man A asks Man B to fill the van with diesel as he is bursting for the toilet.
Man B says that he cant drive. With a confused look on his face man A looks at Man B and says " I didn't ask you to drive just to fill the f**king van with diesel". With that Man A departs the van and heads into the filling station.
Inside the station Man A looks out to towards Man B and the van to find man B standing at the diesel pump looking confused. Man B proceeds to remove the pump handle from the pump and study the pump handle looking it as if it is a object from another world.
Man B then points the gun at his face and is looking down the barrel and then pulls the trigger receiving a good flow of diesel to the face and upper body.
Man A shakes his head and continues to use the rest room.
Once finished Man A goes to the check out and pays for the fuel returns to the van. Man B is sitting in the van covered in diesel the van and man B are stinking of the fuel.
The best part is that as they were told it is a one day job nether of them have a change of clothes and they only have £10 cash on them between them. they continue the the rest of the trip in silence.
The question is should Man B be removed from the gene pool????????
2 blokes in a van needing diesel.
One is dying for a piss and asks the other to fill it up to which he replies "I can't drive" (which is obviously irrelevent).
The same chap then isn't familiar with the fuel nozzle looks down it and pulls the trigger only to get a face full of diesel.
OP wants to know whether he should be removed from the gene pool.
The answer is yes and he should take up smoking.
One is dying for a piss and asks the other to fill it up to which he replies "I can't drive" (which is obviously irrelevent).
The same chap then isn't familiar with the fuel nozzle looks down it and pulls the trigger only to get a face full of diesel.
OP wants to know whether he should be removed from the gene pool.
The answer is yes and he should take up smoking.
Simbu said:
G_T said:
The answer is yes and he should take up smoking.
[pedant mode engage]You'll struggle to ignite diesel with a naked flame
[disengage]
As proved by a less than intelligent wannabe gangster that tried to petrol bomb a pub in Leeds but filled up with derv. The thick kvvnt.
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