Stretch Hummer Hire in London

[tog]

Before anyone says anything, I am aware of the generally monstrous nature of what I am about to ask. Forgive me, but I am tasked with organising a mid-week stag evening for a mate. Here goes...

Can anyone recommend a reputable firm from whom to hire a stretch Hummer in central London? One way rental, 45 minutes tops.

Google gives tons of results obviously, but if anyone knows of a firm which know what they are doing and are reliable it would be great. Obviously if they're cheap too then that's a bonus, but I realise you might not get both reputable and cheap in one company.

[PIGINAWIG]

[Justayellowbadge]

Even if it costs an enormous amount of money, it will still be cheap.

[braddo]

Surely it should have been the stag who is asking this question as part of his ritual humiliation?

[tog]

Justayellowbadge said:

Even if it costs an enormous amount of money, it will still be cheap.

Precisely why we want one He said he wants a low key evening.

[10 Pence Short]

tog said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Even if it costs an enormous amount of money, it will still be cheap.

Precisely why we want one He said he wants a low key evening.

Are you sure he didn't mean he'd like a night on his computer?

[Stu R]

tog said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Even if it costs an enormous amount of money, it will still be cheap.

Precisely why we want one He said he wants a low key evening.

Caterham then?

[marctwo]

No recommendation but I saw one today from these guys: http://www.1stdirectlimousines.co.uk/

[cpl_payne]

Stretched Hummer limo is the automotive equivalent of a goatse.

[joebongo]

cpl_payne said:

Stretched Hummer limo is the automotive equivalent of a goatse.

Go on, someone post up goatse lol.

[BigDaveTheMighty]

There's an emporium of such taste (a "tasteporium", if you will), just up the road from my office. Link here.

They even have a pink one if that's your bag (fnarr fnarr). In for a penny...

[Arese]

10 Pence Short said:

tog said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Even if it costs an enormous amount of money, it will still be cheap.

Precisely why we want one He said he wants a low key evening.

Are you sure he didn't mean he'd like a night on his computer?

Random.

[jodypress]

I organised a stretched hummer with a stripper in for my friends stag....awesome!!!!

My mate wished we gone for the 2 girl option

[Arese]

jodypress said:

I organised a stretched hummer with a stripper in for my friends stag....awesome!!!!

My mate wished we gone for the 2 girl option

A stripper? Or a stripper. I can't see there being much room to stand up and get all sassy in the back of a limo!

[jodypress]

Arese said:

jodypress said:

I organised a stretched hummer with a stripper in for my friends stag....awesome!!!!

My mate wished we gone for the 2 girl option

A stripper? Or a stripper. I can't see there being much room to stand up and get all sassy in the back of a limo!

Believe me, there's plenty of room to get sassy. I could post photos but they're definitely NSFW.

[Arese]

jodypress said:

Arese said:

jodypress said:

I organised a stretched hummer with a stripper in for my friends stag....awesome!!!!

My mate wished we gone for the 2 girl option

A stripper? Or a stripper. I can't see there being much room to stand up and get all sassy in the back of a limo!

Believe me, there's plenty of room to get sassy. I could post photos but they're definitely NSFW.

You could easily upload them to Photobucket and just post the links, without embedding the image.

[Justayellowbadge]

Arese said:

jodypress said:

Arese said:

jodypress said:

I organised a stretched hummer with a stripper in for my friends stag....awesome!!!!

My mate wished we gone for the 2 girl option

A stripper? Or a stripper. I can't see there being much room to stand up and get all sassy in the back of a limo!

Believe me, there's plenty of room to get sassy. I could post photos but they're definitely NSFW.

You could easily upload them to Photobucket and just post the links, without embedding the image.

No, he couldn't.

[Arese]

Justayellowbadge said:

Arese said:

jodypress said:

Arese said:

jodypress said:

I organised a stretched hummer with a stripper in for my friends stag....awesome!!!!

My mate wished we gone for the 2 girl option

A stripper? Or a stripper. I can't see there being much room to stand up and get all sassy in the back of a limo!

Believe me, there's plenty of room to get sassy. I could post photos but they're definitely NSFW.

You could easily upload them to Photobucket and just post the links, without embedding the image.

No, he couldn't.

I know. Just seeing if you were awake.



Spoilsport.