Blowing your own trumpet

[Craigwww]

Talk about blowing your own trumpet!

What a vile, ugly creation and complete waste of £40k. It's so true that money can't buy taste.

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1837933.htm

[Alexdaredevilz]

My dad is bigger than yours, also my kitchen is better and bigger can be confirmed buy neighbours dogs, sisters 3rd owner

[Carfiend]

Caps - Check
List of Expensive cars some misspelled - Check
Car is ugly - Check

We really need to make a st PH Ad Bingo Card or something.

I expect this guy has been to Eleventyrif as well.

Edited by Carfiend on Wednesday 28th July 08:19

[Plotloss]

Blimey.

I HAVE A COCAINE ADDICTION WHICH IS EVIDENT FROM MY ADVERTS.

I COULD HAVE CHOSEN HEROIN BUT I WENT FOR COKE AS IT IS THE BEST. I BUY EACH GRAMME FOR OVER £5000, IT IS AS GOOD AS DRIVING MY FERRARI ON A CARPET IN MY HALL.

THANK YOU.

[TITWONK]

its has fast has his.

[tomtom]

What a heap of st.

[snorkel sucker]

"BY THE WAY THE MILEAGE IS CORRECT WHICH YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CONFIRM WHEN YOU VIEW THE UNDERBODY OF THE CAR .. THERE IS NO RUST AND IS AS NEW"

Who needs a HPI check when you can simply get on your hands and knees, eh?!

[Craigwww]

This advert translated...


CURRENTLY I OWN A LAMBORGINI GALLARDO.. FERRARI 550 .. BMW M6 CABRIOLET AND AN AUDI RS6 HAS OUR FAMILY WAGON. THIS CAN BE CONFIRMED BY THE NEW BUYER WHEN HE COMES TO VIEW THE CAR
- "Come and view this car so I can brag about all my other cars, I might even let you sit in one of them and get your picture taken."

MY GOAL WAS TO MAKE THE CAR BETTER.. MORE BEAUTIFUL AND TO HANDLE HAS WELL HAS ANY CAR I CURRENTLY OWN...
- "Because with £5k suspension mods I have bettered Ferrari & Lamborghini's attempt, what do they know about handling"

INFACT JUMP INTO MY BMW M6 AND YOU WILL SEE THAT
- "Did I mention I also have an M6?"

HANDLES SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER THAN MY BMW M6!.
- " I did tell you about my M6? Yea, I can't really drive it all that well.."

JUST VIEW THE CAR AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT IT TRULLY IS AN INCREDIBLE ONE OF VEHICLE
" I know it looks like a polished turd, infact it's the worst 3000GT ever, a complete one off!"

BUT IF YOU MAKE THE MONEY YOU MIGHT AS WELL SPEND IT ..
- "I have an incredibley small p*nis"

CAR STOPPING POWER NOW COMPETES WITH MY FERRARI.
- "I haven't been laid in a very long time.."



... or am I being a little harsh?

Edited by Craigwww on Wednesday 28th July 08:37

Edited by Craigwww on Wednesday 28th July 08:41

[Jim the Sunderer]

What a ghastly creation by some new money riff-raff.

[Craigwww]

Plotloss said:

Blimey.

I HAVE A COCAINE ADDICTION WHICH IS EVIDENT FROM MY ADVERTS.

I COULD HAVE CHOSEN HEROIN BUT I WENT FOR COKE AS IT IS THE BEST. I BUY EACH GRAMME FOR OVER £5000, IT IS AS GOOD AS DRIVING MY FERRARI ON A CARPET IN MY HALL.

THANK YOU.

Brilliant!!!

[Twincharged]

My favourite bit is:

advert said:

TO SCULP THE METAL INTO THE GORGEOUS FLOWING SHAPE TOOK 3 MONTHS ALONE AND COST £12,000 TO CREATE RECIEPT TO PROVE!!

£12k to make a receipt? Perhaps the printers couldn't bring themselves to do it...

[The Wookie]

Not my taste and gash advert, but if it is what he says it is, sheet metal and all, then fair play to him for putting a damn sight more effort(cash) into it than most do.

[Fume troll]

You can't polish a turd*, but you can roll it in PEARLESCENT FINE FLAKE.

CHEERS,

FT.

* mythbusters aside.

[anonymous-user]

[redacted]

[pilchardthecat]

what a cock

[Carfiend]

This is a good one as well http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1896078.htm

[Bullett]

"I DO THE PROJECTS FOR LOVE NOT FOR MONEY"

But you don't do you, you get an idea and then get someone else to carry out the work and daddy signs the cheques. (Who probably really owns the other cars mentioned).

I didn't read the ad that closely, but no engine mods? and a big stereo. Wallet Barry (junior)

[Don]

Fume troll said:

You can't polish a turd*, but you can roll it in PEARLESCENT FINE FLAKE.

...cannot resist........cannot resist....

...but you can bake it dry and then varnish it!

...phew...

[Craigwww]

Rob287 said:

Craigwww said:

Talk about blowing your own trumpet!

What a vile, ugly creation and complete waste of £40k. It's so true that money can't buy taste.

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1837933.htm

You playing games and posting pictures of your own car again

Ahhhh you didn't fall for it this time! lol

[Mark Benson]

"ANYWAY I AM SELLING THE CAR AS I AM PLANNING A NEW PROJECT WITH A HONDA NSX."

Please, for the love of God, don't.