Gas stations......
Discussion
Not sure how your gas stations operate over there, but they're fast becoming the place to shop for things OTHER than fuel.
Queuing up today for gas - 20 or so pumps to choose from. Middle of the day, no rush then....
......except mommy and her chubby fat f
king dorky kids need to get every pie in the fking shop, go for a dump/piss, wash their fat sticky fingers, grab some candy, soda, more candy, more fking fattening st and mom NEEDS to do her weekly shop in a fking gas station? fk off! get your piece of fking st RV/SUV OFF THE GAS PUMP so I can take all of 2 mins to fill up and fk off and get on with my life, you uttter fat fkwit, selfish two arsed sack of donut eating tub of lard.
fk me, tell me it's better across the pond? Oh, nearly forgot, don't forget to check your account at the ATM when you waddle back to the car mommy - in case you hadn't fked up my day already.
By the way - excellent site you guys have - the lounge section usually calms me down!!
Queuing up today for gas - 20 or so pumps to choose from. Middle of the day, no rush then....
......except mommy and her chubby fat f
king dorky kids need to get every pie in the fking shop, go for a dump/piss, wash their fat sticky fingers, grab some candy, soda, more candy, more fking fattening st and mom NEEDS to do her weekly shop in a fking gas station? fk off! get your piece of fking st RV/SUV OFF THE GAS PUMP so I can take all of 2 mins to fill up and fk off and get on with my life, you uttter fat fkwit, selfish two arsed sack of donut eating tub of lard.f
k me, tell me it's better across the pond? Oh, nearly forgot, don't forget to check your account at the ATM when you waddle back to the car mommy - in case you hadn't fked up my day already.By the way - excellent site you guys have - the lounge section usually calms me down!!
Ther was me thinking it was a UK problem - slightly more eloquently described here by Garlick - http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t...
Zippee said:
Ther was me thinking it was a UK problem - slightly more eloquently described here by Garlick - http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t...
bks, you found it quicker than I did! 
Yes, it's very f
king annoying.
Zippee said:
Ther was me thinking it was a UK problem - slightly more eloquently described here by Garlick - http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t...
Ah.....Garlick has this thread kinda covered then! So it's the same everywhere then. I'll be getting up at 2am soon just to get gas.....
PIGINAWIG said:
Jimbeaux said:
Are you a limey in Arizona? If so, the heat may be a bit beyond your capability to handle sanely.
Pardon me, but what the fk is a 'limey'?!!
If you are not a Brit, you sure picked up on their ingo, such as queing and pies, etc. 
PIGINAWIG said:
Jimbeaux said:
Are you a limey in Arizona? If so, the heat may be a bit beyond your capability to handle sanely.
Pardon me, but what the fk is a 'limey'?!!The ones that get petrol then do their shopping is one thing but it's the ones (usually fat chav bhes with chaffs caked in slap, pink tracky arses sticking to their hippo buttocks and a wrestler's gut) who don't even buy petrol but actually park at the pumps because they're too fking fat and lazy to walk ten feet from the parking area.
hes with chaffs caked in slap, pink tracky arses sticking to their hippo buttocks and a wrestler's gut) who don't even buy petrol but actually park at the pumps because they're too fking fat and lazy to walk ten feet from the parking area.
OnTheOverrun said:
PIGINAWIG said:
Jimbeaux said:
Are you a limey in Arizona? If so, the heat may be a bit beyond your capability to handle sanely.
Pardon me, but what the fk is a 'limey'?!!Gassing Station | General Gassing [Archive] | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff