THIS CAR WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL ...

[Rochester TVR]

Im so nearly sold...

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2010...

(sorry for the caps in the title, cant change it now)

Edited by Rochester TVR on Friday 6th August 19:16

[bazking69]

Everyone around you will know it's a fake and you are a pretender....

[Rochester TVR]

My favorite quote...

"NOT ONLY DO YOU MAKE A STATEMENT WITH THIS VEHICLE YOU ARRIVE AT YOUR NEXT DESTINATION"

Well isn't that a plus point!

[MondeoMan1981]

"Fully Loaded"

I prefer my cars to be empty and hoovered when I buy them.

[peterattheboro]

Wheels look about 2/3" too small?

And are those cloth seats in your £20,000 Mercedes sir? Ahh yes!

[Digger]

I'm astounded that someone who would write such utter tosh only managed one minor spelling error!

[Isimmo]

I'm so overwhelmed with the advert and the stunning beauty of yet another silver Merc with a canal boat engine that I'm going to hit the fridge for another Speckled Hen...

[anonymous-user]

This is something I've never understood. The majority of people won't know what a C63 is anyway, and those that do will instantly notice that it's a fooking diesel! So who would you be aiming to impress?

[Adz The Rat]

Couldnt strecth to fitting the wide arches and the quad tailpipes then??

[Park'O]

Rochester TVR said:

Im so nearly sold...

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2010...

(sorry for the caps in the title, cant change it now)

Edited by Rochester TVR on Friday 6th August 19:16

If you scroll down alittle further, theres something rather special in yellow! As for the Merc, it's an imitation, and a poor one at that!

Edited by Park'O on Friday 6th August 20:30

[Isimmo]

Symbolica said:

This is something I've never understood. The majority of people won't know what a C63 is anyway, and those that do will instantly notice that it's a fooking diesel! So who would you be aiming to impress?

I am that 'majority' too...? So what is a C63 anyway and it's a diesel, so, erm... Being thick here... Any idea what's impressive?... I’m only half taking the P!$$ too, I’ve no idea if this is the bargain of the century or (as I stated above) just a canal boat with a Perkins…

Edited by Isimmo on Friday 6th August 20:33

[anonymous-user]

Isimmo said:

Symbolica said:

This is something I've never understood. The majority of people won't know what a C63 is anyway, and those that do will instantly notice that it's a fooking diesel! So who would you be aiming to impress?

I am that 'majority' too...? So what is a C63 anyway and it's a diesel, so, erm... Being thick here... Any idea what's impressive?... I’m only half taking the P!$$ too, I’ve no idea if this is the bargain of the century or (as I stated above) just a canal boat with a Perkins…

Sentance structure, my friend. It's the difference between people understanding you or merely thinking "WTF?".

[Digger]

Symbolica said:

Isimmo said:

Symbolica said:

This is something I've never understood. The majority of people won't know what a C63 is anyway, and those that do will instantly notice that it's a fooking diesel! So who would you be aiming to impress?

I am that 'majority' too...? So what is a C63 anyway and it's a diesel, so, erm... Being thick here... Any idea what's impressive?... I’m only half taking the P!$$ too, I’ve no idea if this is the bargain of the century or (as I stated above) just a canal boat with a Perkins…

Sentance structure, my friend. It's the difference between people understanding you or merely thinking "WTF?".

Can you really not understand what he wrote? At least he didnt make any spelling mistakes!!

[Isimmo]

Symbolica said:

Sentance structure, my friend. It's the difference between people understanding you or merely thinking "WTF?".

Accepted... Alas, probably a result of too many Rugby scrums as a teenager...

And, as above... there's 2 'e's in sentence...

[Digger]

Isimmo said:

Symbolica said:

Sentance structure, my friend. It's the difference between people understanding you or merely thinking "WTF?".

Accepted... Alas, probably a result of too many Rugby scrums as a teenager...

And, as above... there's 2 'e's in sentence...

Nearly! Have another go

[russy01]

I'd just see the bottle top brakes which would instantly prove it's not the amg. You might aswell get a 300c, then at least a few people would think you had a bentley!

[Bill]

Isimmo said:

I'm so overwhelmed with the advert and the stunning beauty of yet another silver Merc with a canal boat engine that I'm going to hit the fridge for another Speckled Hen...

You keep Hen in the fridge? Weirdo

[hornetrider]

Hilarious dealer!! Check out the blurb for a Golf 1.9SE TDi

THIS IS A 1 OWNER CAR FROM NEW WITH A FULL SERVICE HISTORY, EXCELLENT VALUE FOR MONEY FOR A MUCH SOUGHT AFTER HOT HATCH, BEING AN SE IT HAS EVERYTHING AND WANTS NOTHING, DIESEL ECONOMY WITH SHATTERING PERFORMANCE, FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY, HIGH ON THE MILES BUT IT'S CONDITION THAT COUNTS, ANDS LETS BE HONEST, THIS ENGINE WILL CARRY ON FOREVER.

[Digger]

I'll raise your Imagine . . . with Presence and Grace.


AUDI A4 1.9 TDI TDV SE

THIS IS A 1 OWNER CAR WITH A FULL AUDI SERVICE HISTORY, IT'S IN LOVELY CONDITION AND FEELS REALLY NICE TO DRIVE WITH PRESENCE AND GRACE AND OF COURSE THE AUDI BUILD QUALITY SECOND TO NONE, COMES WITH

[Flintstone]

Digger said:

Isimmo said:

Symbolica said:

Sentance structure, my friend. It's the difference between people understanding you or merely thinking "WTF?".

Accepted... Alas, probably a result of too many Rugby scrums as a teenager...

And, as above... there's 2 'e's in sentence...

Nearly! Have another go