Caught by the fuzz...
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R Soul

Original Poster:

123 posts

194 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Well how to avoid it actually...

Come on guys - recommend me some detector gear that warns of speed traps, radars, cameras, etc - oh and those bloody unmarked cars... I see LOADS of them at the side of the road, alternating brake lights flashing, having caught some poor sod... they must have some bloody RF signal that can be picked up??

Anyway - no 'obey the speed limits' replies please - I got the car to use it and I love it!! biggrin

So yeah, anyway, help me spend some money on trying to save my ass... otherwise I'll be on a bloody bicycle by Christmas!

HELP!

IMI A

9,997 posts

230 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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If you want to drive in relative safety and press on I suggest you wake up at about 4am and go on a hoon. Me I think I'm getting too old for a Porsche having just turned 40! I've started liking Jags - help!

gadgetJunky72

154 posts

205 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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Grinnders

1,558 posts

233 months

Tuesday 10th August 2010
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http://www.ukspeedtraps.co.uk/

Has all sorts of useful information about legal practices and the law around grey and illegal practices.

Trev450

6,751 posts

201 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Completely off topic but the title of this thread reminds me of the old joke 'have you ever been caught by the fuzz' to which the reply was 'no but I've been swung by the tcensoredts'.

993AL

1,939 posts

247 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Google 'Valentine one'. Ive found it to be good. If buying second hand get the serial No. and check on the website http://www.valentine1.com/ to ensure you have Euro mode and POP2.

red_slr

20,705 posts

218 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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It wont help you, the laser detectors tell you they have got you - not much help.
Jammers work, but they will figure it out after a while and nick you.

I suggest you either slow down a bit or keep a closer eye in your mirrors.
Unmarked traffic police cars are easy to spot - they might as well have a big sign on them saying police.

Big Brin

529 posts

270 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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The title of this post reminds me of an old joke;

Two ladies of the night walking down the street and one says to the other 'You ever been picked up by the fuzz?' and the other says, 'No but I've been swung round by the tits'. laugh

Grinnders

1,558 posts

233 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Big Brin said:
The title of this post reminds me of an old joke;

Two ladies of the night walking down the street and one says to the other 'You ever been picked up by the fuzz?' and the other says, 'No but I've been swung round by the tits'. laugh
Sadly Big Brin, it reminded someone else 37 minutes earlier.

Trev450

6,751 posts

201 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Grinnders said:
Big Brin said:
The title of this post reminds me of an old joke;

Two ladies of the night walking down the street and one says to the other 'You ever been picked up by the fuzz?' and the other says, 'No but I've been swung round by the tits'. laugh
Sadly Big Brin, it reminded someone else 37 minutes earlier.
I thought I'd posted twice for a minute biggrin

Tallbut Buxomly

12,254 posts

245 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Valentine or pogo alert. Valentine is the daddy but pogo is very efficient. Sadly you cannot use a jammer if/when caught you will get raped by the system.

Detectors are allw ell and good but if it goes off normally they have got you though some of the better ones can and do pick up scatter which gives you a small chance to avoid capture.

oj121

1,548 posts

201 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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And if your that worried about speed cameras to the point you are considering illegal devices(good place to ask on a site full of Bib) then you are obviously 'enjoying' your car in completely inappropriate places. Cameras tend to be set up up busy roads. Not the place mate.

Edited by oj121 on Wednesday 11th August 19:21

Dangerous Dan

624 posts

200 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Best piece of advice? Open your eyes. Good vision and observation works wonders. Some local knowledge of the roads you are hooning down will also help (e.g. do cameras frequent this stretch of road or not?).

If you're not sure, err on the side of caution. Remember if you get caught, its your own fault not PC Plod's fault.
oj121 said:
And if your that worried aout speed cameras to the point you are considering illegal devices(good place to ask on a site full of Bib) then you are obviously 'enjoying' your car in completely inappropriate places. Cameras tend to be set up up busy roads. Not the place mate.
+1

Ian974

3,201 posts

228 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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993AL said:
check on the website http://www.valentine1.com/ to ensure you have Euro mode and POP2.
hehe just gives me an image of OP having been pulled over for speeding 'It's not my fault, my radar detector wasn't working'
Suprisingly enough not speeding actually is a reasonably effective way of dodging speeding tickets. It's a secret though, don't tell anyone! wink

ShiggyBiggs

713 posts

203 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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IMI A said:
If you want to drive in relative safety and press on I suggest you wake up at about 4am and go on a hoon. Me I think I'm getting too old for a Porsche having just turned 40! I've started liking Jags - help!
The only time I get stopped by the plod these days is at about 2/3/4am lol. I suggest just find some good backroads, Ive never seen the police speed gunning on a back road.

oj121

1,548 posts

201 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Plus with those radars you get a specific type of error that comes back to the camera(atleast the one i was shown around on)
If i get that error im going to pull you anyway. May not get done for speeding but there are many other offences. So go buy a radar if you wish but it doesnt work.

OP its also spelt London wink

Edited by oj121 on Wednesday 11th August 19:21

topgeartowers

111 posts

221 months

Monday 23rd August 2010
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At 4am the only other cars on the road ARE police cars...