Most annoying motoring TV presenters
Most annoying motoring TV presenters
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jonno990

Original Poster:

420 posts

207 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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I don't know what it is but why do pretty much all motoring presenters wind me up?
Here's my list of the top 5

5: Jason Plato (yes I know he could lap the ring on a kiddies trike faster than me in an enzo,but still something just winds me up)

4: Tom Ford (what's more to say)

3: Mike Brewer (What do you actually do?)

2: Richard Hammond (When I grow up and get my own personality I want Jeremy's)

1: Gethin Jones (I'm pretty and a bit dim so I'll just say what they tell me to say)

The list could go on forever.I'm sure a lot of it comes down to programme format,but surely there is a gap in the market for a decent factual show about pistonheadishness.Even if it's only shown on Dave.
Remember sky's attempt with vroom vroom? nono

p.s. sorry Jason its probably just jealousy and good luck in the bttc


Jonny_693

5,493 posts

205 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Tom ford

Do past one's count?

Alistair Stewart boils my piss.

bdr529

3,560 posts

203 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Jonny_693 said:
Tom ford

Do past one's count?

Alistair Stewart boils my piss.
The suspected drunk driver is fleeing the scene! ...oh wait a minute

Jonny_693

5,493 posts

205 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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bdr529 said:
The suspected drunk driver is fleeing the scene! ...oh wait a minute
yes

Hypocritical tt

scarebus

858 posts

200 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Tony Mason
Quentin Wilson

perdu

4,885 posts

228 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Tony Mason

boiling of pi$$ in great quantities, just gets on me tits

maybe Hammond some days, but usually not

smile

Subbeh

139 posts

203 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Jeremy Clarkson, Im sick of hearing people regurgitate things theyve heard him say as if its from their
own experience. I know thats not his fault but I cant help but be annoyed at him for it.
Also find it horribly creepy watching him drool over female guests and spouting innudendo, its like hearing
your dad talk about sex and makes me queasy.

sc4589

1,960 posts

194 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Quentin Wilson pisses me off a lot. I remember wondering how smug someone can be when watching his 'buying a used car' features on Top Gear.

Mike Brewer is a tosser to the extreme, nasty money-grubbing little man.

Jason Dawe irritates me as well... pie-gobbling twunt.

Tiff Needell also makes me want to punch kittens, and I love kittens. Something about his mannerisms. Does he actually talk like that in real life..?

Don't mind the current Top Gear team, Jeremy has actually written some fantastically intelligent and funny books that provide a very different insight to the 'man on Top Gear'...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Oh, holy snot....

MIKE BREWER

No contest...

The End...

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

211 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Most nominated so far are annoying but for me there is only one credible winner. Vicki Butler-Henderson's funny mouth.

What the fk is with the shapes she pulls with her mouth?

TheEnd

15,370 posts

217 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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She reminds me of Bob from Blackadder.

Jakg

4,041 posts

197 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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sc4589 said:
Tiff Needell also makes me want to punch kittens, and I love kittens. Something about his mannerisms. Does he actually talk like that in real life..?
Yes frown

sc4589

1,960 posts

194 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Jakg said:
sc4589 said:
Tiff Needell also makes me want to punch kittens, and I love kittens. Something about his mannerisms. Does he actually talk like that in real life..?
Yes frown
And you didn't kill him?

I are disappoint.

Acehood

1,326 posts

203 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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I have no problem with Hammond, Tom Ford, Tiff, or Plato. I'm also a big fan of Johnny Smith from 5th Gear, he seems really genuinely interested in cars.


As for the ones I don't like:

Mike Brewer just reminds me of a dodgy used car salesman and I don't like him one bit.

Quentin Wilson is extremely smug and reminds me of Mr Burns.

That guy from Police Camera Action is also a 5 star idiot. Not technically a 'motoring' presenter but he's basically the daily mail of car related tv.

doodles19

2,201 posts

202 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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mybrainhurts said:
Oh, holy snot....

MIKE BREWER

No contest...

The End...
Nail, Head, End.

NoNeed

15,137 posts

229 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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doodles19 said:
mybrainhurts said:
Oh, holy snot....

MIKE BREWER

No contest...

The End...
Nail, Head, End.
Quentin wilson must be a close second though

supra legend

626 posts

197 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Noel Edmonds?

PIGINAWIG

2,339 posts

194 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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Jason Dawe.

Do I win?!

Gad-Westy

16,577 posts

242 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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NoNeed said:
doodles19 said:
mybrainhurts said:
Oh, holy snot....

MIKE BREWER

No contest...

The End...
Nail, Head, End.
Quentin wilson must be a close second though
Close second? Not even in the same ball park as Brewer. In fact, not even playing the same game. The man is in a class of his own, me old China!

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

219 months

Friday 13th August 2010
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jonno990 said:
I don't know what it is but why do pretty much all motoring presenters wind me up?
Here's my list of the top 5

5: Jason Plato (yes I know he could lap the ring on a kiddies trike faster than me in an enzo,but still something just winds me up)

4: Tom Ford (what's more to say)

3: Mike Brewer (What do you actually do?)

2: Richard Hammond (When I grow up and get my own personality I want Jeremy's)

1: Gethin Jones (I'm pretty and a bit dim so I'll just say what they tell me to say)

The list could go on forever.I'm sure a lot of it comes down to programme format,but surely there is a gap in the market for a decent factual show about pistonheadishness.Even if it's only shown on Dave.
Remember sky's attempt with vroom vroom? nono

p.s. sorry Jason its probably just jealousy and good luck in the bttc
Most of the idiots from "Driven" the worse motoring show on Earth ever! The so called lady rally driver Penny Mallory who seemed rather unable to drive all that well (on camaera at least) and citing the 306 GTI as a terrible handling car on one occasion rolleyes And worse that prick Jason something who joined TG after Jeremey left and then managed to sink the show so they canned it.

Edited by 300bhp/ton on Friday 13th August 07:43