I FELT LIKE A RIGHT C**T!!
I FELT LIKE A RIGHT C**T!!
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Beemer billy

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291 posts

219 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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I was so excited about Le' Mans 24hr back in june. Camp site was booked, car was stickered and bags packed. We all said we would drive with in the limit, knowing what the french fuzz were like. The journey down was very pleasent although the weather was extreme at times. We saw lots of fellow brits in all sorts of cars and vehicles, and plenty of old bill! The campsite was ok, would have been better if the weather was good.

Two of us left on the sunday a day earlier than planned. I was in my 328i and my mate was in his his Fiesta st 150. The weather was lovely and we started out taking it nice and easy. Just north of Alencion were overtaken by several british cars including a lambo and a 123d. Well thats where it all began and ended very quickly!! After several nice overtakes and a long straight we drove right into a gendarmerie road block. I knew straight away we were f**ked,they looked seriously pissed off. They took all our papers and informed us we were being held indefinately and being fined 750 euros!! There were pulling loads in, different fines ranging from 90 euros to 1500. To cut along story short we eventually got to calais at 2:30 am the following day, they let us go with our cars and told us not to return! Im just comeing to terms with it now, this is my first p'heads visit since june!! We know we did wrong,just felt like they could have dealt with it in a slightly less intimidating manner, Hands on the guns etc!! Needless to say the wife was pretty pissed off too, i think i will leave Le,Mans alone for a few years. I have definately learned my lesson, that was the only blemish on an otherwise perfect driving record!

The BMW is back on the road next week been in the garage since june, cant wait.

Conian

8,030 posts

230 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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has it made you think twice about making a mockery of another countries laws?

SC7

1,882 posts

210 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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Conian said:
has it made you think twice about making a mockery of another countries laws?
Can we take it you've never broken a law anywhere then?

He's already said he's learned his lesson; get off your soapbox.

Conian

8,030 posts

230 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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SC7 said:
Conian said:
has it made you think twice about making a mockery of another countries laws?
Can we take it you've never broken a law anywhere then?

He's already said he's learned his lesson; get off your soapbox.
was never on a soap box, i'm a believe of if you do the crime you have to clean the poo off the fan afterwards.

it sounds as if the french cops did exactly the right thing

p.s. 82mph in a 55 zone in Arkansas... I ate soooooooo much humble pie smile

Beemer billy

Original Poster:

291 posts

219 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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Ive said i learned my lesson, why do think i took bmw off the road. I drive for a living and relise how lucky i am to still have a license. Its taken me a long time to finally tell everyone about it, Major serious portions of humble pie have been eaten!!

hornetrider

63,161 posts

234 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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Well I'm surprised a speeding fine has left you too scared to post on PH. Still, speeding north of alencon is rather foolish, I bet plod made a few quid that day.

Might I suggest cross country north east as an alternative route? Far safer.

Beemer billy

Original Poster:

291 posts

219 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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Not scared, its just i couldnt quite believe how stupid we had both been. Took a while to get over the fine so i just tried to forget about the whole Le'Mans thing. This picture was taken on the way down, all was good at this point!

Edited by Beemer billy on Saturday 28th August 18:16

bazking69

8,620 posts

219 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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Speeding on the way down to Le Mans is asking for trouble.

i remember

3,296 posts

215 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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So are you actually banned from france or did they just say not to come back?

white90

2,391 posts

213 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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When we returned to the Eurotunnel the French Police were out in force with speed guns in fact there were four lots on the last toll road to the Tunnel in less than 10miles
A Mercedes van behind us got pulled in and for the very shortest of moments I thought it was my turn.
May be because it was a van (and they wanted to see what the load was)as we were both proceeding!

Beemer billy

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291 posts

219 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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They said it would go to court in our absense,and that we would definately be banned for at least a year. They take your license and post it back,although we still have not had it back! Maybe they conviscated so many that there is a big backlog!

killsta

1,842 posts

257 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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Fog lights?

va1o

16,113 posts

236 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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They caught quite a few people that weekend http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Beemer billy

Original Poster:

291 posts

219 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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yea fog lights well spotted!

killsta

1,842 posts

257 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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Beemer billy said:
yea fog lights well spotted!
Chav wink

XG332

3,927 posts

217 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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I see no fog.

killsta

1,842 posts

257 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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XG332 said:
I see no fog.
You don't get it. It looks cool



Innit?

Chr1sch

2,592 posts

222 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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It's hardly a reason not to go to le mans, just don't speed!!! Been going for years, sit at 85/90 all the way and never had any bother :-)

Beemer billy

Original Poster:

291 posts

219 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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The weather was bad,but i put my fog lights on just for the picture. Is that alright you miserable old farts!

XG332

3,927 posts

217 months

Saturday 28th August 2010
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Driving one hand in the air and one on your fog light switch?