Fantasy sat nav celeb voice

[Johnnytheboy]

Reading an advert today for a sat nav that can be voice by Brian Blessed (good choice in itself) I started to speculate on who my ideal voiceover would be.

Can any PHers nominate theirs?

After much thought I decided on Brian Sewell.

With an extra aesthetics programme that allowed him to pass acerbic comment on the places I went through.

Apologies if this has been covered before. I did try and check using PH's wonderful search facility.

[soad]

Some husky voiced famous female perhaps?

[Johnnytheboy]

Dropped a van at my garage today and one guy said "Mariella Frostrup" without a moment's pause.

[stoocake]

Peter Griffin

"So you got something to look at while you're talking to them"

Edited by stoocake on Thursday 9th September 11:46

[BarnatosGhost]

Joe Pasquale

[simonrockman]

VBH

[wombat172a]

I've currently got John Cleese, very good too!

[Paul_Dids]

soad said:

Some husky voiced famous female perhaps?

Nigella perhaps

[BriC175]

Snake from Metal Gear

[Rusty Arches]

The perfect voice file for satnavs is the silent one, leaving just warnings of speed traps etc.

[Rawwr]

Hitler.

[aizvara]

William Shatner.

[bestinshow]

Mariella Frostrup ?

[TheEnd]

Lenny Henry, that'd be awesome

[DBSV8]

Michael caine .............."yah only s'aposed to go rahnd the blawddy rahndabaht !!

Followed by Ozzie Osbourne...........Take the next f,,ucking t.........tt...turn right...

[Vidal Baboon]

I'd like an angry tourettes suffering C-3PO.

Master, master....turn left, left I said you fking wk piss tt

[pat_y]

Brian Blessed...TURN LEFT NOW!!! or SPEED CAMERAS ALIVE!!

[touching cloth]

The guy who used to do talky bits in place of Gerry Adams for news etc, reckon he needs to work.

[Vidal Baboon]

pat_y said:

Brian Blessed...TURN LEFT NOW!!! or SPEED CAMERAS ALIVE!!

DRIIIIIIVE!



yes I know, it's meant to be 'dive'

[vetrof]

Stephen Hawking