The car; The person you expect to see

[911motorsport]

Audi Cabriolet: Attractive, often blonde, female, late 20's to early 30's, with the occasional Milf

New Mini: Female, early 20's, well manicured appearance, disproportionate air of superiority

TVR Griffith: Middle aged podgy male, or slim male with thinning hair and moustache, ruddy complexion and cheap 'sports wear.

Next........

[anonymous-user]

DeTomaso Pantera= something to do with kettles























No, i will ever let you forget that

[Steamer]

Oooo another stereotype thread!

I'll be the first to stick the boot into Rover drivers then:

Rover 200 / 400 = someone in a Cardigan

Rover 75 = Someone weighed down by a National Trust / RSBP / Chrome Fish badge

[MGZRod]

Astra VXR. Bodybuilder type, shiny shaved head, tribal tattoo, and lots of ANGER.

[911motorsport]

snowy slopes said:

DeTomaso Pantera= something to do with kettles



No, i will ever let you forget that

Edited by 911motorsport on Wednesday 15th September 19:13

[MiniMan64]

MGZRod said:

Astra VXR. Bodybuilder type, shiny shaved head, tribal tattoo, and lots of ANGER.

Also applys to Focus RS.

MX5s: Either a hairdresser or a PHer. Or both.

[Mr Dave]

MGZRod said:

Astra VXR. Bodybuilder type, shiny shaved head, tribal tattoo, and lots of ANGER.

But I dont have an Astra VXR

Small hatcback with "P" plates (usually a Micra) - someone of Pakistani or Indian/Bangledeshi descent.

[911motorsport]

Mr Dave said:

MGZRod said:

Astra VXR. Bodybuilder type, shiny shaved head, tribal tattoo, and lots of ANGER.

But I dont have an Astra VXR

Small hatcback with "P" plates (usually a Micra) - someone of Pakistani or Indian/Bangledeshi descent.

Or any of the undesirable people carriers from the eighties and nineties

[eldar]

Vauxhall = chav
Renault = chav with offspring.
Audi = pretending to be middle aged
Mercedes = fat and middle aged
BMW = drug dealer
Jaguar = Pub landlord
Land Rover = Wife of one of the above
Any other 4x4 = pikey
Anything Korean = Civil Servant
Anything Japanese = Retired
Anything else over £50k = footballer
Anything else under £50k = Dishonest 2nd hand car dealer
Van/Pick up = wannabe rapist
The rest = people of uncertain mental state.

I think that covers it

[hman]

911's generally driven by late early 40's to past 60's. the younger the more aloof and never, ever driving them anywhere near their real capabilities.

I drive an A6 so I will probably be classed as a middle to late age accountant.

This thread is crap.

[limpsfield]

911: Upper middle manager type-Bloke who 15 years ago would have been in a BMW 5 series before Porsche did a fantastic repositioning job of the 911 as an premium exec express and not just a niche sports car.

Maserati: caring and sensual lover

[MGZRod]

Kidney red vauxhall vectra - foreign chap making deliveries.

[Thatch]

911motorsport said:

TVR Griffith: Middle aged podgy male.

I resemble that remark!

[GTIR]

Evo or Imprezza - Bald meat head with a few extra pounds.
TVR - MIddle aged, red faced man with big belly.
RS Fiesta - Angry young man (as he's just signed a three year finance deal)
RS Focus - Angry older man (as he's just signed a five year finance deal) an BiB.
Mercedes - (more than three years old) Wannabee rich people.
Porsche 911 - Wicked dudes (unless private plate attached pathetically attempting to spell "P4orsce" or "P0RCSE" Cocks!)
BMW base models - company car tts
Audi base models - company car tts
Audi TT - ghey
MINI - ghey (unless female)
MX5 - ghey (unless mapped)
MX5 "Ferrari" - bullied/raped/sodomised at school
Any fake badged car, Brabus, M5 etc - see above
Super car - Rich, happy, content bastids


Thats about it.

[spurs-442]

limpsfield said:

Maserati: caring and sensual lover

Nice car in your garage

[i remember]

Volvo 940 - 50 Year old bloke, bald on top with a moustache, sports a gut with a tweet jacket and a st tie. Job = History/Geography Teacher.

[limpsfield]

spurs-442 said:

limpsfield said:

Maserati: caring and sensual lover

Nice car in your garage

that's their natural habitat..cheaper that way..

[limpsfield]

Range Rover Sport - Perma-tan and hair extensions - male or female.

[steviejasp]

Nissan Micra............old, blind, close to death, sometimes already dead

Edited by steviejasp on Wednesday 15th September 19:41

[spurs-442]

Micra - Old dear looking through the steering wheel rather than over it
L200/Nivara: Overly aggressive middle aged man
Subaru/Evo - LOUD aftermarket exhaust
Audi 2.0TDI - Company rep - outside lane of motorway all day every-day