Can anybody translate from Chav into English?
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Edited by Petrolhead_Rich on Wednesday 22 September 15:21
I need to sell my car before next week as he(?) won't wait any longer than that. I paid more than what I'm asking for the car. I originally purchased the car from my employer and when he owned it it was a rather nice runner. My original plan was to swap the engine into my kitcar but, having assessed the job properly, it's rather beyond my ability.
At the weekend, the car started first time but the other day I tried and like it over-boosts. I think the car might just need a good run out to resolve this issue as it was fine before I stored it. Even though my mechanical knowledge is lacking, I assume the over-boosting is the problem as when I had a R5 Turbo the symptoms were similar. I will try to fix the problem by replacing the coil packs but if I do I would like more than this listed price.
A new clutch was fitted to the car three months ago but it needs a new front window as I lost my temper with it's refusal to start and whacked it one. The car also has no tax or MOT.
The car is a facelift and some modifications have been made; namely samcos and a unique harde pipe. I also have some other parts that I will fit before sale; a drift dump valve, boost and oil guage, pod oil catch tank, air filter and hard pipe.
I have run out of credit on my pay-as-you-go phone so am unable to reply to text messages so please call [number removed so I don't give free exposure!] or email [address removed so I don't give free exposure!]
Original text below:
i needs 2 sell be 4 next week as he wont w8t no longer i pad more than that 4 it hi i got the car from my boss wen he had it it run mint i was going 2 put the enging in my kit car put lookt in to it an its 2 much 2 do i startid the car all the time on the week end but the uver day i got it out and it is like it over boosts but it mit just need a good run as it was fine be 4 i stord it away all the car needs is a frunt window dont now much about thes cars but it felt like wen my r5 turbo was over boosting i will tri 2 fix it i put new coil paks on it put was not it i will tri more thinks but if i do it i will wont moer 4 it it must be sum think easy going cheep the car has had a new clutch 3 months ago it needs the windo as i got raty and smacht it wen it wood not boost proply the car got no tax or mot i will get a pic up 4 u its a face lift 1 it got sum samcos and a 1 off harde pipe on it all the rest is sdanderd wen i got it i got sum bits 4 it that will go with the car drift dump valve boost and oil gage and pod oil catch tank air filter and hard pipe all this is not fittid yet but i am going 2 thit and fit the boost clock 2 see wot it is boosting on as this nith pe y it is not boosting good under lode i trid puting the coil paks on as sum 1 sed 2 tri it i cant send mesages at the min soz so if u wont tell XXXXXXXXXXX or emaill me on XXXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com
At the weekend, the car started first time but the other day I tried and like it over-boosts. I think the car might just need a good run out to resolve this issue as it was fine before I stored it. Even though my mechanical knowledge is lacking, I assume the over-boosting is the problem as when I had a R5 Turbo the symptoms were similar. I will try to fix the problem by replacing the coil packs but if I do I would like more than this listed price.
A new clutch was fitted to the car three months ago but it needs a new front window as I lost my temper with it's refusal to start and whacked it one. The car also has no tax or MOT.
The car is a facelift and some modifications have been made; namely samcos and a unique harde pipe. I also have some other parts that I will fit before sale; a drift dump valve, boost and oil guage, pod oil catch tank, air filter and hard pipe.
I have run out of credit on my pay-as-you-go phone so am unable to reply to text messages so please call [number removed so I don't give free exposure!] or email [address removed so I don't give free exposure!]
Original text below:
i needs 2 sell be 4 next week as he wont w8t no longer i pad more than that 4 it hi i got the car from my boss wen he had it it run mint i was going 2 put the enging in my kit car put lookt in to it an its 2 much 2 do i startid the car all the time on the week end but the uver day i got it out and it is like it over boosts but it mit just need a good run as it was fine be 4 i stord it away all the car needs is a frunt window dont now much about thes cars but it felt like wen my r5 turbo was over boosting i will tri 2 fix it i put new coil paks on it put was not it i will tri more thinks but if i do it i will wont moer 4 it it must be sum think easy going cheep the car has had a new clutch 3 months ago it needs the windo as i got raty and smacht it wen it wood not boost proply the car got no tax or mot i will get a pic up 4 u its a face lift 1 it got sum samcos and a 1 off harde pipe on it all the rest is sdanderd wen i got it i got sum bits 4 it that will go with the car drift dump valve boost and oil gage and pod oil catch tank air filter and hard pipe all this is not fittid yet but i am going 2 thit and fit the boost clock 2 see wot it is boosting on as this nith pe y it is not boosting good under lode i trid puting the coil paks on as sum 1 sed 2 tri it i cant send mesages at the min soz so if u wont tell XXXXXXXXXXX or emaill me on XXXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.com
CraigyMc said:
silverMX said:
Proper English
Original text below:
Chavspeak
Silver, you have the pateince of a saint. Thank you.Original text below:
Chavspeak
Edited by silverMX on Wednesday 22 September 15:48
Bizzle said:
Viral?? got you to look dintee
This reminds me...
My car was recently up for sale on PH and the only two responses were from people who insisted on speaking in 'txt spk'. Despite starting the conversation via email, one potential buyer wanted to communicate via text message
My Brother In Law also commented the other day that PH classifieds seem to bring out the doilums.
My car was recently up for sale on PH and the only two responses were from people who insisted on speaking in 'txt spk'. Despite starting the conversation via email, one potential buyer wanted to communicate via text message
My Brother In Law also commented the other day that PH classifieds seem to bring out the doilums.
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