Fruitcake on Board

[srebbe64]

I was driving in front, then beside, then behind an absolute nutter in an Beemer X5 today. It was a woman weaving in and out of traffic like she was possessed by the spirit of Schumacher with Barrachello in her sights. Anyway, I noticed on the back of said woman's car it said "Little Princess on Board". As such, I elected not to smash into said car just in case the little princess was injured. It was, however, very thoughtful of the driver to put a sign on her car warning other drivers to be careful. Without that sign I'm pretty sure I would have smashed my car into the back of her car but the sign made me more thoughtful about the injury such a manoever could result in. As such, I think all cars should have 'Little Princess on Board" signs and that would end all motoring accidents. Here endeth my automotive lesson.

[MGZRod]

srebbe64 said:

I was driving in front, then beside, then behind an absolute nutter in an Beemer X5 today. It was a woman weaving in and out of traffic like she was possessed by the spirit of Schumacher with Barrachello in her sights. Anyway, I noticed on the back of said woman's car it said "Little Princess on Board". As such, I elected not to smash into said car just in case the little princess was injured. It was, however, very thoughtful of the driver to put a sign on her car warning other drivers to be careful. Without that sign I'm pretty sure I would have smashed my car into the back of her car but the sign made me more thoughtful about the injury such a manoever could result in. As such, I think all cars should have 'Little Princess on Board" signs and that would end all motoring accidents. Here endeth my automotive lesson.

With those signs I usually take them as a warning of "I can't drive for st"

[groucho]

Mine has, it refers to me.

[useyourdellusion]

Yes, pointless window mounted tat automaticly provides a force field around said cars.

I raise you those stupid personalised stick on window blind things with the 'little angel's' face plastered all over it.

Who.fking.cares who is on board?! Numpties.

[AndrewW-G]

MGZRod said:

srebbe64 said:

I was driving in front, then beside, then behind an absolute nutter in an Beemer X5 today. It was a woman weaving in and out of traffic like she was possessed by the spirit of Schumacher with Barrachello in her sights. Anyway, I noticed on the back of said woman's car it said "Little Princess on Board". As such, I elected not to smash into said car just in case the little princess was injured. It was, however, very thoughtful of the driver to put a sign on her car warning other drivers to be careful. Without that sign I'm pretty sure I would have smashed my car into the back of her car but the sign made me more thoughtful about the injury such a manoever could result in. As such, I think all cars should have 'Little Princess on Board" signs and that would end all motoring accidents. Here endeth my automotive lesson.

With those signs I usually take them as a warning of "I can't drive for st"

Often seen ignoring any and every road sign or traffic directing measure as having a child on board means everybody elses life is worthless!

[CO2000]

'Think Of The Children' !!!

[srebbe64]

groucho said:

Mine has, it refers to me.

Well that's true Steve (HS)

[Faust66]

"Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!..."

[LuS1fer]

srebbe64 said:

I was driving in front, then beside, then behind an absolute nutter in an Beemer X5 today. It was a woman weaving in and out of traffic like she was possessed by the spirit of Schumacher with Barrachello in her sights. Anyway, I noticed on the back of said woman's car it said "Little Princess on Board". As such, I elected not to smash into said car just in case the little princess was injured. It was, however, very thoughtful of the driver to put a sign on her car warning other drivers to be careful. Without that sign I'm pretty sure I would have smashed my car into the back of her car but the sign made me more thoughtful about the injury such a manoever could result in. As such, I think all cars should have 'Little Princess on Board" signs and that would end all motoring accidents. Here endeth my automotive lesson.

Wasn't there one in the back of a black Mercedes in a French tunnel being chased by paparazzi - now that sticker could have made that turn out VERY different.

[steve_amv8]

MGZRod said:

srebbe64 said:

I was driving in front, then beside, then behind an absolute nutter in an Beemer X5 today. It was a woman weaving in and out of traffic like she was possessed by the spirit of Schumacher with Barrachello in her sights. Anyway, I noticed on the back of said woman's car it said "Little Princess on Board". As such, I elected not to smash into said car just in case the little princess was injured. It was, however, very thoughtful of the driver to put a sign on her car warning other drivers to be careful. Without that sign I'm pretty sure I would have smashed my car into the back of her car but the sign made me more thoughtful about the injury such a manoever could result in. As such, I think all cars should have 'Little Princess on Board" signs and that would end all motoring accidents. Here endeth my automotive lesson.

With those signs I usually take them as a warning of "I can't drive for st"

I thought it meant "My mind is only on the brats in the back of my car, making a racket and distracting me, so I have no idea what is going on around me ....."

[80s Matchbox]

Yeah, I've noticed a lot more royalty on the road recently. There's an estate where I live, and some of them appear to live there.

[Dr Imran T]

Are these 'stickers/message' a class thing chaps?

[Graebob]

Gentlemen, I propose we turn the system on it's head. Put stickers on the FRONT of our cars with "SPEED MATTERS" (mirrored of course for easy rear view mirror reading). Of course, all and sundry will move over forthwith and yield to our superior machinery/talent/ability to apply stickers

[Jim the Sunderer]

Dr Imran T said:

Are these 'stickers/message' a class thing chaps?

I have a substantial feeling she is new money, old chap.

[Dr Imran T]

Jim the Sunderer said:

Dr Imran T said:

Are these 'stickers/message' a class thing chaps?

I have a substantial feeling she is new money, old chap.

I see, seen these ghastly stickers on an array of vehicles but the driver/occupants always seem to be rather crass.