What would you offer?
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Ruskie

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4,505 posts

229 months

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

212 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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Do you own a submarine? Or Eva Mendes?

If not, £350-£400?

redstu

2,287 posts

268 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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Ive offered a holiday!

rgracin

607 posts

241 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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The Crack Fox said:
I've offered the use of a fantastic Holiday home. Fingers crossed.
If you get it, lets hope he doesn't trash the home!

Ruskie

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4,505 posts

229 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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The Crack Fox said:
I've offered the use of a fantastic Holiday home. Fingers crossed.
What a strange advert. Why does the person not sell car for £ then go on holiday where ever you want?

Ruskie

Original Poster:

4,505 posts

229 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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The Crack Fox said:
Ruskie said:
The Crack Fox said:
I've offered the use of a fantastic Holiday home. Fingers crossed.
What a strange advert. Why does the person not sell car for £ then go on holiday where ever you want?
Because what I've offered, in the unlikely event I would want to sell it to Joe Public, is worth 2 or 3 times the value of the car. I fancy a trackslag for my modest collection, and he (hopefully) fancies a break somewhere special.

If he trashes the place, I'll have his home address on the V5, but let's be honest, we're all grown ups. smile
Fair play. Where is said holiday home?

Jasandjules

72,584 posts

258 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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Ruskie said:
The Crack Fox said:
I've offered the use of a fantastic Holiday home. Fingers crossed.
What a strange advert. Why does the person not sell car for £ then go on holiday where ever you want?
My guess is he wants to see what comes up, after all, someone might be able to arrange something really cool which money "can't" buy.....

I like his style.

jdw1234

6,021 posts

244 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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I like that.


CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

241 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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I've made my offer

slomax

7,257 posts

221 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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Jasandjules said:
Ruskie said:
The Crack Fox said:
I've offered the use of a fantastic Holiday home. Fingers crossed.
What a strange advert. Why does the person not sell car for £ then go on holiday where ever you want?
My guess is he wants to see what comes up, after all, someone might be able to arrange something really cool which money "can't" buy.....

I like his style.
I think it i a really good idea. After all, money is mostly just numbers on a screen. A cool experience is way better than a few pixels on a monitor. like he says, how ace would a submarine trip be, or a flying lesson, or something else equally cool.

0191mark

6,087 posts

205 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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My email to him:

"Hi Art,

Regarding your ad, I'd like to offer you a fight. I promise to let you land a pre-determined number of blows, body and head shots, and I guarantee you will win.

I look forward to hearing from you."

Hope he's not too big.

Ruskie

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4,505 posts

229 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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0191mark said:
My email to him:

"Hi Art,

Regarding your ad, I'd like to offer you a fight. I promise to let you land a pre-determined number of blows, body and head shots, and I guarantee you will win.

I look forward to hearing from you."

Hope he's not too big.
Genius. Your obviously not bothered about your looks then?!smash

poo at Paul's

14,607 posts

204 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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I am going to lend him my cat for the weekend. Cat comes with all his own food and is very friendly.

I also know a girl caled Eve Menzies, which is quite close.

Shaw Tarse

31,887 posts

232 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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If somebody here "wins" the car can you update with what he accepted for it?

Chiswickboy

549 posts

217 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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0191mark said:
My email to him:

"Hi Art,

Regarding your ad, I'd like to offer you a fight. I promise to let you land a pre-determined number of blows, body and head shots, and I guarantee you will win.

I look forward to hearing from you."

Hope he's not too big.
Your not bothered if he is a small MMA fighter then?

rottie102

4,033 posts

213 months

Friday 1st October 2010
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Chiswickboy said:
0191mark said:
My email to him:

"Hi Art,

Regarding your ad, I'd like to offer you a fight. I promise to let you land a pre-determined number of blows, body and head shots, and I guarantee you will win.

I look forward to hearing from you."

Hope he's not too big.
Your not bothered if he is a small MMA fighter then?
I spar once a week so thanks, but I don't need a punchbag wink nor any animals or a Nissan Micra...

I've had some interesting offers, will wait one week and then decide. And of course I'm not going to trash the place if that's what it's going to be, however something more imaginative and special would be nice!

I wouldn't want to annoy the mods here so won't be too active in this thread. But "keep'em coming" !! wink



Edited by rottie102 on Friday 1st October 20:11