Chassis?... No, its "Shassy"!

[working class]

Actually hurts your eyes after a bit to read.



http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1996-LAND-ROVER-DISCOVERY-30...

[TheEnd]

Why do cockends use a massive font, it's not as if it's a billboard.

[MidlandDan84]

Must be a piss take, and why does it need to be called a 'Truck' FFS!

[NitroNick]

Add says"Welcome to my auction for this little peace of pleasure i call the DROVER!!! "

Anyone who names their car should be sterilised!

[Kermit power]

MidlandDan84 said:

Must be a piss take, and why does it need to be called a 'Truck' FFS!

What else would you call it?

It's not a car, "four by four" is a bit of a mouthful in regular conversation and "SUV" deserves a solid kick to the testicles. As far as I am aware, most people with vehicles of this type would generally settle on "truck" as the most common name for them, be they Landies, Toyotas or whatever. About the only exception being Jeeps, but then referring to any non-Jeep truck as a Jeep just isn't right, so that can't be used as a generalisation either.

[TimmyWimmyWoo]

'One life – Live it'? Why have I seen these stickers on several off roaders lately? What's so extreme about off-roading? It's the sort of slogan I'd expect to hear bandied about in the skydiving or snowboarding world…

[Liszt]

TimmyWimmyWoo said:

'One life – Live it'? Why have I seen these stickers on several off roaders lately? What's so extreme about off-roading? It's the sort of slogan I'd expect to hear bandied about in the skydiving or snowboarding world…

It's a Landrover thing. You wouldn't understand.

[ShiggyBiggs]

TimmyWimmyWoo said:

'One life – Live it'? Why have I seen these stickers on several off roaders lately? What's so extreme about off-roading? It's the sort of slogan I'd expect to hear bandied about in the skydiving or snowboarding world…

I dont know but why does everyone in the dub scene have a 'shocker' sticker? Or a "no fat chicks car will scrub" sticker?

Id get a sticker on my van, but Id be scared that even though im the least coolest person about, someone else would still get one then within a week everyone would have one. So my only option for stickering is get stickers that the general public wont know who/what they are of. Mooninite anyone? lol.

[filski666]

what is an Annie Frolek, anyway?

[Kermit power]

TimmyWimmyWoo said:

'One life – Live it'? Why have I seen these stickers on several off roaders lately? What's so extreme about off-roading? It's the sort of slogan I'd expect to hear bandied about in the skydiving or snowboarding world…

It was a Landrover advertising tagline. Apparently they thought it was worthwhile stretching the truth a little because "One Life - Spend it in the garage trying to get your truck running again because someone sneezed near the electrics" just didn't have quite the same ring to it.

[Liszt]

Cue picture of the jar of "Lucas replacement smoke for wiring harness"

[HellDiver]

Liszt said:

Cue picture of the jar of "Lucas replacement smoke for wiring harness"

That literally made my rofl. Never heard that one before.

[Trommel]

Kermit power said:

It was a Landrover advertising tagline

It was from the Camel Trophy, it's now an indicator of low socioeconomic status.

[GKP]

HellDiver said:

Liszt said:

Cue picture of the jar of "Lucas replacement smoke for wiring harness"

That literally made my rofl. Never heard that one before.

You don't need a jar, you can order a replacement via the internet these days.

[Frederick]

TimmyWimmyWoo said:

'One life – Live it'? Why have I seen these stickers on several off roaders lately? What's so extreme about off-roading? It's the sort of slogan I'd expect to hear bandied about in the skydiving or snowboarding world…

"ITS GRIPPED, ITS SORTED, LETS OFF ROAD!!!!" every off roader who takes it way too seriously reminds me of Simon and Lindsay from "The Fast Show"