Comedy car ad - see the pics
Comedy car ad - see the pics
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Jaykaybi

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3,494 posts

244 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Ebay ad link


"Love, that's it, just lean against the car, yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah lookin' good, go on babe bend over a little bit...."









steveo3002

11,068 posts

197 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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not really got the hang of that modeling lark has she?

KenBlocksPants

7,408 posts

207 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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looks like shes having a stroke


CraigW

12,248 posts

305 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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KenBlocksPants said:
looks like shes having a stroke
I was about to say the same, or maybe she's checking the suspension

Shaw Tarse

31,836 posts

226 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Using the misus to sell the Jag... scratchchin

MarJay

2,180 posts

198 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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This car is so light, I've had to get the Missus out to hold it down to stop it from running away!

SlimRick

2,277 posts

188 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Wait....it's the car for sale??? I'd best phone him and tell him I've changed my mind about taking it for a test ride up the old dirt road.

Garlick

40,601 posts

263 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Shaw Tarse said:
Using the misus to sell the Jag... scratchchin
hehe Great thread that.

Jezz172

791 posts

202 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Maybe the suspension has collapsed on the other side so she's pushing it down to make it even smile

Nicholas Blair

4,111 posts

307 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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KenBlocksPants said:
looks like shes having a stroke
Would be worth buying just so you could meet her.

Davie_GLA

6,864 posts

222 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Garlick said:
Shaw Tarse said:
Using the misus to sell the Jag... scratchchin
hehe Great thread that.
Spill it...

Shaw Tarse

31,836 posts

226 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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CraigW

12,248 posts

305 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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cant believe I missed that one!

carl carlson

786 posts

185 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Shaw Tarse said:
I am very tempted to click on those links in that thread but I suspect I might not have a job for long if I do.

The dirty girl smile

Scott330ci

18,243 posts

224 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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carl carlson said:
Shaw Tarse said:
I am very tempted to click on those links in that thread but I suspect I might not have a job for long if I do.

The dirty girl smile
None of them work

GBS2K

7,375 posts

231 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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"THE CAR DRIVES VERY WELL AND IS UP TOGETHER, THE BODYWORK IS VERY, AND UNDERNEATH HAS NEVER BEEN WELDED"

What on earth does all that mean?

Garlick

40,601 posts

263 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Scott330ci said:
carl carlson said:
Shaw Tarse said:
I am very tempted to click on those links in that thread but I suspect I might not have a job for long if I do.

The dirty girl smile
None of them work
They used to work, I remember it well.

Gizmo!

18,150 posts

232 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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GBS2K said:
"THE CAR DRIVES VERY WELL AND IS UP TOGETHER, THE BODYWORK IS VERY, AND UNDERNEATH HAS NEVER BEEN WELDED"

What on earth does all that mean?
Carcoat said:
Enjoyed a brief bit of loose stooling last Wogan when a casual Gary gozzed up looking to pick up a handsome larry for his pisswipe. Showed him round a Tony Pointing I’d just fingered from the hammers at Turdly. Full bobby, Hansen and grebes. Up for a kitten under five wesleys. The Gary went straight in with a couple of ocelots under that, I said I’d meet him in Ipswich with a basket of Ken. Gary wasn’t having it so I slipped him my bing string and let him polecat. Sure enough, less than a golden later he’s on the Jon wanting to punch his mum for the full neeson. Look Pam, I’ve got 17 members of the WI wanting horseradish sauce and I simply don’t need you telling me it’s got a hair in it. Moistly.

The Black Flash

13,735 posts

221 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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Terrible VPL as well.

mig25_foxbat2003

5,426 posts

234 months

Thursday 21st October 2010
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I actually came across spotted that advert in my weekly search of "ooh, it's under £2k and it's near me - perhaps I should sell the 3er".

In Swindon, the girls do that to cars without being asked - although it's normally in McDonalds carpark at Greenbridge, and the car is normally a Corsa C with big rims and tiny rear drum brakes...

Edited by mig25_foxbat2003 on Thursday 21st October 12:13