Amazing excuse

[anonymous-user]

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

[Mars]

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

Perfect excuse for ripping up her driving licence I'd have thought.

[illmonkey]

What!?!

What the hell is she doing in John Lewis, not tidying the house.

I think the only exception to the rule is if she is buying him a surprise new TV.

Edited by illmonkey on Friday 22 October 14:08

[al1991]

Hahahah brilliant. This should be in the 'things the missus has said' thread.

Or whatever it's called.

[anonymous-user]

Yeah sounds about right. Didnt someone on here receive a call from his missus after backing the car into a canal????

[TotalControl]

Mars said:

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

Perfect excuse for ripping up her driving licence I'd have thought.

Plus one. Mrs + Feck up - Driving Licence = Kitchen.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

TotalControl said:

Mars said:

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

Perfect excuse for ripping up her driving licence I'd have thought.

Plus one. Mrs + Feck up - Driving Licence = Kitchen.

She'd probably wreck that as well, dozy bint!

[KaraK]

Mars said:

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

Perfect excuse for ripping up her driving licence I'd have thought.

Ripping the plastic photocards is pretty hard - I'd suggest a pair of scissors

HTH

[TotalControl]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

TotalControl said:

Mars said:

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

Perfect excuse for ripping up her driving licence I'd have thought.

Plus one. Mrs + Feck up - Driving Licence = Kitchen.

She'd probably wreck that as well, dozy bint!

Probably reverse into the microwave for dinging off.

[5potTurbo]

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

I smacked my wife's Alhambra into a neighbour's car about 9 years ago for the very same reason.

[ZesPak]

5potTurbo said:

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

I smacked my wife's Alhambra into a neighbour's car about 9 years ago for the very same reason.

that must be the most brave confession I've ever seen on here...

[Heskey]

5potTurbo said:

I smacked my wife's Alhambra into a neighbour's car about 9 years ago for the very same reason.

RIP

Edited by Heskey on Friday 22 October 15:06

[PintOfKittens]

TotalControl said:

Mars said:

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

Perfect excuse for ripping up her driving licence I'd have thought.

Plus one. Mrs + Feck up - Driving Licence = Kitchen.

[dirty boy]

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

My wife hit a concrete bollard in John Lewis car park and blamed it on being pregnant.

[ZesPak]

dirty boy said:

My wife hit a concrete bollard in John Lewis car park and blamed it on being pregnant.

that's some amazing female logic

Actually, it's your fault, because you made her pregnant in the first place...

[Heskey]

ZesPak said:

dirty boy said:

My wife hit a concrete bollard in John Lewis car park and blamed it on being pregnant.

that's some amazing female logic

Actually, it's your fault, because you made her pregnant in the first place...

Probably her intention all along. Always the bloke's fault, of course it is dear. No dear I'm not taking the piss.

[citizen_smith]

TotalControl said:

Mars said:

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

Perfect excuse for ripping up her driving licence I'd have thought.

Plus one. Mrs = Kitchen.

EFA

[TotalControl]

citizen_smith said:

TotalControl said:

Mars said:

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

Perfect excuse for ripping up her driving licence I'd have thought.

Plus one. Mrs = Kitchen.

EFA

Automatic demotion?

[LukeBird]

Mars said:

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

Perfect excuse for ripping up her driving licence I'd have thought.

Certainly sounds like it!!

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

LukeBird said:

Mars said:

MRSNEAK said:

Guy at work has just taken a call from his wife telling him that she has reversed into a concrete bollard in the John Lewis car park, when asked why, she advised that she was put off by the parking sensor making a racket!!

Brilliant!

Perfect excuse for ripping up her driving licence I'd have thought.

Certainly sounds like it!!

How did she get a licence in the first place?!