Pigeons should have insurance...
Pigeons should have insurance...
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Petrolhead_Rich

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4,659 posts

213 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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Avoid Animals on the road, I've hit plenty of wildlife and not had any damage so never really bother with any swerving etc to avoid them, but last weekend one got lucky and destroyed my front grill, there is alot of blood & feathers in a pigeon!




DannyVTS

7,543 posts

189 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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Oh st, do you think you're Bear Grilles?

bob1179

14,126 posts

230 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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Why do they always leave that grey smear when they deflect off the front of the car at speed?

smile

MGZRod

8,147 posts

197 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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DannyVTS said:
Oh st, do you think you're Bear Grilles?
Pigeon grilles

Shirly?


tumbleweed

Petrolhead_Rich

Original Poster:

4,659 posts

213 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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anonymous said:
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No, Luckily its body attacked the windscreen, that was just its head, which was severed and I had to remove it from the front grill vomit

There was alot of blood all over the roof of the car, and I thought it was coming through the windscreen.

Bloody Stupid Animal!

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

194 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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Petrolhead_Rich said:
Is it me or can i see the face of a women just above the grill where the bird impacted?.

Edited by ZOLLAR on Monday 1st November 14:24

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

195 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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It's not bambi, but you've done fairly well. 8/10!

twazzock

1,930 posts

190 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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ZOLLAR said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Is it me or can i see the face of a women just above the grill where the bird impacted?.

Edited by ZOLLAR on Monday 1st November 14:24
I can see it too yes

Petrolhead_Rich

Original Poster:

4,659 posts

213 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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twazzock said:
ZOLLAR said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Is it me or can i see the face of a women just above the grill where the bird impacted?.

Edited by ZOLLAR on Monday 1st November 14:24
I can see it too yes
Pigeon Angel?? angel


ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

194 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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Petrolhead_Rich said:
twazzock said:
ZOLLAR said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Is it me or can i see the face of a women just above the grill where the bird impacted?.

Edited by ZOLLAR on Monday 1st November 14:24
I can see it too yes
Pigeon Angel?? angel
If it was a Pigeon Guardian Angel its a crap one hehe

Crazy Torque

2,632 posts

226 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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ZOLLAR said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
twazzock said:
ZOLLAR said:
Petrolhead_Rich said:
Is it me or can i see the face of a women just above the grill where the bird impacted?.

Edited by ZOLLAR on Monday 1st November 14:24
I can see it too yes
Pigeon Angel?? angel
If it was a Pigeon Guardian Angel its a crap one hehe
Remove the bonnet, and sell it to some online poker site for around 100k.

And can I order a Pigeon Angel T-Shirt please?

itz_baseline

827 posts

242 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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I hit a fox once and made a mess of the front of my car. I asked for it's insurance details but got no reply....stupid uninsured foxes.

I have pictures, but they REALLY aren't suitable for this forum.

mat205125

17,790 posts

234 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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Petrolhead_Rich said:
There was alot of blood all over the roof of the car, and I thought it was coming through the windscreen.
Are you sure it was a pigeon?


soad

34,277 posts

197 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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Suicidal pigeon then...

LuS1fer

43,117 posts

266 months

Monday 1st November 2010
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Can't be as dull as squirrels. Statistically, I reckon the number of dead squirrels means they must chase cars in suicide bids just to account for the cadavers you see - and this from an animal that lives in trees.