middle LANERS ?
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There you are tootling along the motorway in lane 1, there is no traffic for the next four thousands miles or so, not one car in sight.
.... apart from mr. middle laner who is blindly sitting in the middle lane at an indicated 68 just half a mile up ahead.
do you:
1. Blast past him still in lane 1, undertaking him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts ?
2. wait till the last 9cm, pull very very very sharply to the right out to lane 3, overtake him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts and then cut in very very rapidly back to lane 1 resuming where you were, but almost scraping the front of his bumper in the process to make the point that he's a complete weapons grade cock-jockey ?
3. creep up in lane 1 then pull into lane 2, sit behind him and after indicating right for the next 2 hours or so, start flashing him with the main beam and wiggling your car side to side to attract attention and make him realise that other people live on planet earth ?
4. Coffee beans him whilst overtaking in no particular lane ?
.... apart from mr. middle laner who is blindly sitting in the middle lane at an indicated 68 just half a mile up ahead.
do you:
1. Blast past him still in lane 1, undertaking him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts ?
2. wait till the last 9cm, pull very very very sharply to the right out to lane 3, overtake him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts and then cut in very very rapidly back to lane 1 resuming where you were, but almost scraping the front of his bumper in the process to make the point that he's a complete weapons grade cock-jockey ?
3. creep up in lane 1 then pull into lane 2, sit behind him and after indicating right for the next 2 hours or so, start flashing him with the main beam and wiggling your car side to side to attract attention and make him realise that other people live on planet earth ?
4. Coffee beans him whilst overtaking in no particular lane ?
Unfortunately, there's nothing you can do, because the MLM is unaware of your presence as another road user. The coffee beans and flashing lights will confuse and disorientate him, and since he isn't looking behind or indeed in front, he will not notice your banzai, lift off oversteer launch to lane 3 and D1-style smoking drift back to L1. Your very proximity to his car is likely to make him swerve like a startled gazelle and wobble off in some random direction. Approach with caution.
Or do what a chap I saw in an S Type R did on the M1 once, after I'd done the L1 > L3 > L1 pas de deux around one likely suspect. Engage high beams at 50 yards and depress right foot. It worked too
Or do what a chap I saw in an S Type R did on the M1 once, after I'd done the L1 > L3 > L1 pas de deux around one likely suspect. Engage high beams at 50 yards and depress right foot. It worked too
jackal said:
There you are tootling along the motorway in lane 1, there is no traffic for the next four thousands miles or so, not one car in sight.
.... apart from mr. middle laner who is blindly sitting in the middle lane at an indicated 68 just half a mile up ahead.
do you:
1. Blast past him still in lane 1, undertaking him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts ?
2. wait till the last 9cm, pull very very very sharply to the right out to lane 3, overtake him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts and then cut in very very rapidly back to lane 1 resuming where you were, but almost scraping the front of his bumper in the process to make the point that he's a complete weapons grade cock-jockey ?
3. creep up in lane 1 then pull into lane 2, sit behind him and after indicating right for the next 2 hours or so, start flashing him with the main beam and wiggling your car side to side to attract attention and make him realise that other people live on planet earth ?
4. Coffee beans him whilst overtaking in no particular lane ?
5. Stop being a moron and just get on with your journey like you're meant to be. You're not the Police..... apart from mr. middle laner who is blindly sitting in the middle lane at an indicated 68 just half a mile up ahead.
do you:
1. Blast past him still in lane 1, undertaking him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts ?
2. wait till the last 9cm, pull very very very sharply to the right out to lane 3, overtake him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts and then cut in very very rapidly back to lane 1 resuming where you were, but almost scraping the front of his bumper in the process to make the point that he's a complete weapons grade cock-jockey ?
3. creep up in lane 1 then pull into lane 2, sit behind him and after indicating right for the next 2 hours or so, start flashing him with the main beam and wiggling your car side to side to attract attention and make him realise that other people live on planet earth ?
4. Coffee beans him whilst overtaking in no particular lane ?
volvoforlife said:
jackal said:
There you are tootling along the motorway in lane 1, there is no traffic for the next four thousands miles or so, not one car in sight.
.... apart from mr. middle laner who is blindly sitting in the middle lane at an indicated 68 just half a mile up ahead.
do you:
1. Blast past him still in lane 1, undertaking him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts ?
2. wait till the last 9cm, pull very very very sharply to the right out to lane 3, overtake him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts and then cut in very very rapidly back to lane 1 resuming where you were, but almost scraping the front of his bumper in the process to make the point that he's a complete weapons grade cock-jockey ?
3. creep up in lane 1 then pull into lane 2, sit behind him and after indicating right for the next 2 hours or so, start flashing him with the main beam and wiggling your car side to side to attract attention and make him realise that other people live on planet earth ?
4. Coffee beans him whilst overtaking in no particular lane ?
5. Stop being a moron and just get on with your journey like you're meant to be. You're not the Police..... apart from mr. middle laner who is blindly sitting in the middle lane at an indicated 68 just half a mile up ahead.
do you:
1. Blast past him still in lane 1, undertaking him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts ?
2. wait till the last 9cm, pull very very very sharply to the right out to lane 3, overtake him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts and then cut in very very rapidly back to lane 1 resuming where you were, but almost scraping the front of his bumper in the process to make the point that he's a complete weapons grade cock-jockey ?
3. creep up in lane 1 then pull into lane 2, sit behind him and after indicating right for the next 2 hours or so, start flashing him with the main beam and wiggling your car side to side to attract attention and make him realise that other people live on planet earth ?
4. Coffee beans him whilst overtaking in no particular lane ?
Put him on here ..... http://www.myroadrage.com/
I reckon this should bag a few of them.... Name & Shame the f
kers
I reckon this should bag a few of them.... Name & Shame the f
kers
volvoforlife said:
jackal said:
There you are tootling along the motorway in lane 1, there is no traffic for the next four thousands miles or so, not one car in sight.
.... apart from mr. middle laner who is blindly sitting in the middle lane at an indicated 68 just half a mile up ahead.
do you:
1. Blast past him still in lane 1, undertaking him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts ?
2. wait till the last 9cm, pull very very very sharply to the right out to lane 3, overtake him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts and then cut in very very rapidly back to lane 1 resuming where you were, but almost scraping the front of his bumper in the process to make the point that he's a complete weapons grade cock-jockey ?
3. creep up in lane 1 then pull into lane 2, sit behind him and after indicating right for the next 2 hours or so, start flashing him with the main beam and wiggling your car side to side to attract attention and make him realise that other people live on planet earth ?
4. Coffee beans him whilst overtaking in no particular lane ?
5. Stop being a moron and just get on with your journey like you're meant to be. You're not the Police..... apart from mr. middle laner who is blindly sitting in the middle lane at an indicated 68 just half a mile up ahead.
do you:
1. Blast past him still in lane 1, undertaking him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts ?
2. wait till the last 9cm, pull very very very sharply to the right out to lane 3, overtake him at around Mach 7 with antilag engaged and moosive 10 foot flameouts and then cut in very very rapidly back to lane 1 resuming where you were, but almost scraping the front of his bumper in the process to make the point that he's a complete weapons grade cock-jockey ?
3. creep up in lane 1 then pull into lane 2, sit behind him and after indicating right for the next 2 hours or so, start flashing him with the main beam and wiggling your car side to side to attract attention and make him realise that other people live on planet earth ?
4. Coffee beans him whilst overtaking in no particular lane ?
To illustrate - Stop being a moron and just let people post what they want. You're not a PH moderator.
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