Speed doesn't kill, moron drivers do.
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I had the misfortune to have to drive 8 miles to the next village today, and it should be noted I am by no means the fastest thing on the road with a 12 year old Galaxy tdi, and 2 kids in the back. Every time a car pulled in front of me it was some dim wit driving slower than the last moron.
The cause of this, a bit of darkness. I ended up following someone at about 25mph in a nsl, as they bounced off the white lines, back to the kerb and back to the white lines again. I hung back and admired the dog hanging out of the window, waiting for a head on collision.
My observation leads me to believe that the average moron is a male in their late 50's driving a 307, one child in the centre rear seat. And dog.
The cause of this, a bit of darkness. I ended up following someone at about 25mph in a nsl, as they bounced off the white lines, back to the kerb and back to the white lines again. I hung back and admired the dog hanging out of the window, waiting for a head on collision.
My observation leads me to believe that the average moron is a male in their late 50's driving a 307, one child in the centre rear seat. And dog.
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