Sneaky Git!

[Doofus]

I seems that this morning, some git uprooted one of my brick gateposts, smashed my rear light lens and then put the gatepost back.

I'm surprised I didn't run him over, because I was reversing near (but not too near) the gatepost when he did it!

I'll get the bd next time!

[mnkiboy]

Erm... Are you sure you didn't.... ah no, you're male.

Reminds me of the time someone moved my house forward a foot and I reversed in to it.

[Allanv]

Did you get a good look at him, in the mirror?

[Doofus]

Allanv said:

Did you get a good look at him, in the mirror?

I suspect he was a shortarse.

Edited by Doofus on Friday 12th November 13:47

[Cotty]

Doh

Mind you I think I have been so close to hitting something reversing into my garage.

[Petrolhead_Rich]

sounds like you got him this time!

[dmitsi]

As usual it'll be you that has to pay for the damage, police won't be interested. They're too busy trying for easy targets. Only the other day there was a cop at the side of the road, he was pointing a fricking laser gun at me. I mean come one, that could blind me.

[GestapoWatch]

-10 man points gheyer

[eesbad]

Reminds me of a phone call from my missus...

Missus: Hi, I've just reversed into the garage.

Me: Err, well done.

Missus: No, I mean I have ACTUALLY reversed into the garage. I've broken the bumper... and the garage...

[Shaw Tarse]

Doofus said:

Allanv said:

Did you get a good look at him, in the mirror?

I suspect he was a shortarse.

Edited by Doofus on Friday 12th November 13:47

Nothing to do with me!

[anonymous-user]

When I was hunting for a new car, I specifically looked for ones with parking sensors

[Petrolhead_Rich]

eesbad said:

Reminds me of a phone call from my missus...

Missus: Hi, I've just reversed into the garage.

Me: Err, well done.

Missus: No, I mean I have ACTUALLY reversed into the garage. I've broken the bumper... and the garage...

[IainT]

Just arranged to get a new offside rear light for the jeep after the wife noticed if was smashed.

Not short-arsed gatepost-wielding manicas to blame though. Genuinely have no clue how it happened but noone left a note

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Petrolhead_Rich said:

eesbad said:

Reminds me of a phone call from my missus...

Missus: Hi, I've just reversed into the garage.

Me: Err, well done.

Missus: No, I mean I have ACTUALLY reversed into the garage. I've broken the bumper... and the garage...

Reminds me of a great story.

My friend went to look at a Lotus Elise for sale. It was parked on the seller's drive in front of his open garage.

It wouldn't start properly, the battery was iffy, so the seller called out the RAC. Eventually, the RAC bloke turned up, diagnosed a dead battery, and replaced it for him.

When he'd finished, the seller reached in through the open window of the car and turned the key.

Sadly, the Elise was in gear.

My friend, the seller and the incredulous RAC man all stood and watched the Elise fire up, drive itself into the garage and partially through the back wall.

My friend left, he decided that it wasn't the right car for him - a little too much wear and tear on the front and roof of the car

Gotta feel for the poor chap selling eh!