Winter numpties
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Hi, I'm Rawwr, you may remember me from such threads as 'People who tailgate' and 'Sliproad Swoopers'.
Just to highlight another group of cretinous imbeciles who need to be tied to rocks and bummed by angry horses: people who can't be bothered to defrost their cars on cold mornings and end up piloting them like a Panzer with a field-of-view not dissimilar to staring out of a fecking letterbox.
How many of these spasticated mongtwots did I spot this morning? Lots. That's how many.
Just to highlight another group of cretinous imbeciles who need to be tied to rocks and bummed by angry horses: people who can't be bothered to defrost their cars on cold mornings and end up piloting them like a Panzer with a field-of-view not dissimilar to staring out of a fecking letterbox.
How many of these spasticated mongtwots did I spot this morning? Lots. That's how many.
Yes they were out in force today.
Whilst loading the car up the morning I could here an intermittant swish of wipers, I looked up to see a neighbour inching her way up the close with the car completely iced up, she hadnt even reached porthole stage - just on her way to drop the kids off at school..
Whilst loading the car up the morning I could here an intermittant swish of wipers, I looked up to see a neighbour inching her way up the close with the car completely iced up, she hadnt even reached porthole stage - just on her way to drop the kids off at school..
Rawwr said:
end up piloting them like a Panzer with a field-of-view not dissimilar to staring out of a fecking letterbox.
Blitzkreig worked quite well though....Anyway, yes loads of the mongs were about this morning but more worrying was the cretin in a barry'd-up Clio with massive alloys (and thus probably budget tyres) who decided to tailgate me while looking though his frost induced vision slot.
Hmmmmm Icey road: Peugeot 406 with ABS and new winter tyres tailgated by old Clio with vision impared driver and s
t tyres.... we all know how thats going to end up if I need to brake suddenly.Completely agree.
Especially so when they come round a corner, and the sun lights up their windscreen so they can see the square root of fk all. Then suddenly brake and start wiping the windscreen with the back of their hand.
A good year-round indicator of fkwittery, if there are lots of scratches in the drivers view of the windscreen. Loads of women I know have these, as they reach up and wipe the inside of the windscreen clear, and scratch the fk out of the glass with their rings.
HATE people that wipe windows with their hands, making it worse for later.
Especially so when they come round a corner, and the sun lights up their windscreen so they can see the square root of f
k all. Then suddenly brake and start wiping the windscreen with the back of their hand.A good year-round indicator of f
kwittery, if there are lots of scratches in the drivers view of the windscreen. Loads of women I know have these, as they reach up and wipe the inside of the windscreen clear, and scratch the fk out of the glass with their rings.HATE people that wipe windows with their hands, making it worse for later.
One of these 'specialists' was on the A19 a couple of weeks ago. Sat in the outside lane at 50 mph not overtaking anything, not responding to flashes of headlights (not surpising given the completely opaque rear screen). When I finally decided I'd had enough of following them and went past on the inside (I know, kill me to death, then bum my corpse with horses!), it became obvious that their wasn't a single spec of transparent glass on the entire car. How the frig they found their way onto a dual carriage-way I have no idea. Impressive stuff!
Edited by Gad-Westy on Monday 15th November 13:26
There's a fast-corner-section of the Bromsgrove Highway which doesn't see sunlight until well into the morning. Everyone knows about this. You can't miss the cars planted in the hedgerows on the other side of the accoustic fence EVERY SINGLE TIME the cold weather comes. And yet this morning, the Bromsgrove Highway was closed YET AGAIN with Police on EVERY SINGLE ENTRANCE sliproad while today's spak-bastian was dug out of the field.
I was late, on a day I set off expecially early so I wouldn't be late. I detest these people.
I was late, on a day I set off expecially early so I wouldn't be late. I detest these people.
Lucas North said:
HATE people that wipe windows with their hands, making it worse for later.
Indeed - there are a number of golden rules when you get into my car...- knock as much dirt as possible off your shoes
- do not eat
- do not drink
- NEVER EVER touch the glass
Break these rules and my wrath is boundless.
And back on topic - how many times have people got into cars which are often dank and steamed up and the f
kwit driver has the fan set to zero; people simply fail to understand that is the major cause of their steamed up inability to see.Never mind - as long as they aren't speeding, eh?
Dr Derek Doctors said:
Anyway, yes loads of the mongs were about this morning but more worrying was the cretin in a barry'd-up Clio with massive alloys (and thus probably budget tyres) who decided to tailgate me while looking though his frost induced vision slot.
Ahh, reminds me of a chaviot Saxo i saw once with 4, yes 4 exhausts poking out of the end of its ill-fitting barry-bumper. And how many were emitting the tell-tale water vapour of a cold winter's morning? One. What a f
kwit. Wish i'd gotten a picture.Gassing Station | General Gassing [Archive] | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff