Advice needed - about to drive my husbands S4 alone
Advice needed - about to drive my husbands S4 alone
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Antonia

Original Poster:

305 posts

183 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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I am about to take out the Audi S4 for the first time unsupervised.
Any advice on what I should be doing? The prospect is terrifying me
but unfortunately the clutch went on the Mini so I have to get over
this or not go to the gym for 10 days.

dirty doug

485 posts

217 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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Hi ignore any replies with 'oxo tower' in them.....

road_rager

1,091 posts

221 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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If you are anything like my wife then DON'T KERB THE WHEELS!

Great Pretender

26,140 posts

236 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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SGirl

7,922 posts

283 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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If the thought of driving a different car terrifies you that much, you really shouldn't drive it. You could be a danger to yourself and others. Can you not hire a car instead?

braddo

12,031 posts

210 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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Just be careful with the accelerator - no big movements and do not attempt to floor it. smile

Antonia

Original Poster:

305 posts

183 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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road_rager said:
If you are anything like my wife then DON'T KERB THE WHEELS!
That is very high on the list of worries! I have had the lecture on how much the wheels cost.
My plan is to go to the gym at about 1330 when the car park is mostly empty and I can park
nowhere near a kerb.

Opening the door and making the engine go I think are my first hurdles.

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

214 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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Bus/Taxi??

Cycle to the Gym and back, save the membership cost! thumbup

patmahe

5,899 posts

226 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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You'll be fine just go very easy on the throttle and its pretty much like any other A4

Antonia

Original Poster:

305 posts

183 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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SGirl said:
If the thought of driving a different car terrifies you that much, you really shouldn't drive it. You could be a danger to yourself and others. Can you not hire a car instead?
I know I can control it, and I have driven it safely before but I think the problem is the list of do's and don't I have been given by him indoors, and the fact I still don't quite understand how you open and lock it.

okgo

41,388 posts

220 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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Jesus christ.

An S4? Hardly an F1 car is it. A car goes as fast as you tell it to.

RizzoTheRat

27,872 posts

214 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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Clutch all the way down, select first gear, throttle all the way down, clutch up.

Balmoral Green

42,554 posts

270 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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How's your mum? and regards to Ash.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

227 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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Do we really have to put up with this st? Where is the banhammer when you need it eh? EH?

NoNeed

15,137 posts

222 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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If it all goes wrong, all you have to do is get a goodlooking friend around and treat yuor man to a threesome.thumbup

Davie_GLA

6,829 posts

221 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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Getting really bored of the trolls.

Engineer1

10,486 posts

231 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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Seriously it is much easier without the owner in the car, give yourself a little more road room and drive sensibly. I was out and about in the Mrs' 60 plate colt yesterday and it is easier to drive without her going ooh arrgh watch that etc. Before people say man up or anything about this, it is our first brand new car and as such is seriously special.

EDLT

15,421 posts

228 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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Find a straight, quiet bit of road then nail it just to see what happens. After that it won't seem so scary.

troc

4,042 posts

197 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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I think my wife is winding me up.

The clutch in the Mini did go yesterday (and is going to cost a bloody fortune to fix). And yes, I have pointed out the wheels are expensive smile

However if she can't work out how to (un)lock it and drive it, then we are all safe smile

(so please stop whining about banhammers and stop assuming every silly thread is created by a 14 year old at home sick or a bored regular, sometimes it's really a new-ish person having a chuckle at her husband's silly attachment to his new car)

PS Can't do custard as we live in Holland smile

halo34

2,890 posts

221 months

Tuesday 23rd November 2010
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troc said:
I think my wife is winding me up.

The clutch in the Mini did go yesterday (and is going to cost a bloody fortune to fix). And yes, I have pointed out the wheels are expensive smile

However if she can't work out how to (un)lock it and drive it, then we are all safe smile

(so please stop whining about banhammers and stop assuming every silly thread is created by a 14 year old at home sick or a bored regular, sometimes it's really a new-ish person having a chuckle at her husband's silly attachment to his new car)

PS Can't do custard as we live in Holland smile
Is there no custard in Holland - Thats a travesty that is - perhaps we could settle for some milk or biscuits?

I tend to think I make my wife really more nervous that needed, its not deliberate, its just by time I reel off a list of warnings she doesnt want drive it anymore. This is despite being a very capable driver who has had less "mishaps" than me smile