The man who ruins cars
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XJR500bhp

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1,199 posts

226 months

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

233 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Never heard of him, but the sun must be strugling for news, when it starts doing features on a bloke who puts stickers on cars hehe

Risotto

3,931 posts

228 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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To be fair, most of the cars featured looked pretty hideous before he laid a finger on them.

MacW

1,349 posts

192 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Is it just me or do half those pics look photoshopped?

RedWhiteMonkey

7,925 posts

198 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Surprised Welbeck can only afford an Audi S3?

XJR500bhp

Original Poster:

1,199 posts

226 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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RedWhiteMonkey said:
Surprised Welbeck can only afford an Audi S3?
His London Hack?

Nicholas Blair

4,110 posts

300 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Cars for faggotts

jains15

1,013 posts

189 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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The write up for each car reads as if it was written by a child

"I SUPPLIED Bacs with a TDV8 Sport left- hand drive in black and put on a Kahn body kit and wheels.

A few months later I wrapped it white with white wheels. Inside it has a DVD player, TVs in each headrest, an iPod dock and a top sound system.

At the weekend I play Nintendo and have pizza and ice cream and raisons and hundreds and thousands. Last summer we went camping we went rock climing and canooing and I got a hole in my shoe. My mummy says I can be an astronaut if I work hard at school."

pad58

12,549 posts

197 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Nicholas Blair said:
Cars for faggotts
I'll have mushy peas and chips with that.lick

Nicholas Blair

4,110 posts

300 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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pad58 said:
Nicholas Blair said:
Cars for faggotts
I'll have mushy peas and chips with that.lick
No sausage?

mjcneat

266 posts

185 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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RedWhiteMonkey said:
Surprised Welbeck can only afford an Audi S3?
I think he's had it for quite a while. There was an article on Auto Trader at least a year ago about Man Utd player's cars. He was only just coming up through the ranks at the time so I imagine he has more than enough money to buy something more exotic now!

Tuvra

7,926 posts

241 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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XJR500bhp said:
RedWhiteMonkey said:
Surprised Welbeck can only afford an Audi S3?
His London Hack?
Isnt he like 19 though?

Check out the guys website - he does have a lovely Carbon Fibre wrapped DBS cloud9

Muzzer

3,814 posts

237 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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mjcneat said:
RedWhiteMonkey said:
Surprised Welbeck can only afford an Audi S3?
I think he's had it for quite a while. There was an article on Auto Trader at least a year ago about Man Utd player's cars. He was only just coming up through the ranks at the time so I imagine he has more than enough money to buy something more exotic now!
Man Utd players are encouraged to drive Audis as

a) They're a club sponsor
b) Fergie prefers them not to turn up in Gallardos/Bentleys/etc as they are ostentatious (although many do)

Wellbeck will be on decent-ish wedge but won't be on thousands per week at the moment, having only had a handful of 1st team appearances and being out on loan.


Torquey

1,933 posts

244 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Every single picture there looks better before he "Customizzed em"

mjcneat

266 posts

185 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Muzzer said:
mjcneat said:
RedWhiteMonkey said:
Surprised Welbeck can only afford an Audi S3?
I think he's had it for quite a while. There was an article on Auto Trader at least a year ago about Man Utd player's cars. He was only just coming up through the ranks at the time so I imagine he has more than enough money to buy something more exotic now!
Man Utd players are encouraged to drive Audis as

a) They're a club sponsor
b) Fergie prefers them not to turn up in Gallardos/Bentleys/etc as they are ostentatious (although many do)

Wellbeck will be on decent-ish wedge but won't be on thousands per week at the moment, having only had a handful of 1st team appearances and being out on loan.
True about the Audi sponsorship.

Although I imagine he will be on a fair wedge. He had a fair few 1st team outings. I know of an 18 year old 1st teamer who plays for Blackburn, only broke into the 1st team last season and he's on in excess of £8k per week.

spikeyhead

18,960 posts

213 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Yet more proof that money doesn't buy style.

N Dentressangle

3,449 posts

238 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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jains15 said:
The write up for each car reads as if it was written by a child
It's in the Sun.

It needs to be understood by someone with the reading age of one.

Dracoro

8,912 posts

261 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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I'd like to see a list of footballers and their cars where they have NOT chavved it up. i.e. where are the footballers with discreet taste, maybe some classics or more understated metal etc. They don't get the reactive headlines though I guess.

KaraK

13,432 posts

225 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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It's their money they can spend it however they like, unless of course they put a "powered by fairy dust" sticker on. That's not personal taste its just st.

TEKNOPUG

19,869 posts

221 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Dracoro said:
I'd like to see a list of footballers and their cars where they have NOT chavved it up. i.e. where are the footballers with discreet taste, maybe some classics or more understated metal etc. They don't get the reactive headlines though I guess.
Jurgen Klinsman used to drive a battered old blue Beetle when he was at Spurs - said he drove it because he didn't get any attention.