What kind of person does this?

[pixelpimp]

I have to say that every bell end on the road today who has wound me up, has been driving a German car
For instance the utter reckless pratt in the black Scirocco **09BVG, 110mph down the inside lane of the A1 then weaves in and out of the traffic like a f**king slalom! And so on.
However I came across this Audi RS4 in Enfield.

A very nasty part of me gave a wry smile but then though: What did this person do to deserve this?
Food for thought.

Edited by pixelpimp on Friday 10th December 16:21

[thegman]

His wife

[pixelpimp]

thegman said:

His wife

Ha, just spat my coffee on my mac.

[vescaegg]

thegman said:

His wife

Yep

[ZOLLAR]

If it wasn't on the roof it would look quite good.

[new_bloke]

Some kind of todger misuse, I imagine. That, or leaving his fog lights on once too often...

[TheEnd]

Woman did it
SWP

[Kudos]

ouch

[Vladimir Pukin]

pixelpimp said:

I have to say that every bell end on the road today who has wound me up, has been driving a German car
For instance the utter reckless pratt in the black Scirocco **09BVG, 110mph down the inside lane of the A1 then weaves in and out of the traffic like a f**king slalom! And so on.
However I came across this Audi RS4 in Enfield.

A very nasty part of me gave a wry smile but then though: What did this person do to deserve this?
Food for thought.

Edited by pixelpimp on Friday 10th December 16:21

When you said you came across it, you weren't joking!

[TonyHetherington]

Wife.

No doubt.

It's "the mental" that is spoken of so much - the first thing they try to do is attack the thing most precious to you.

[Garlick]

I really hope that wasn't just mindless, random vandalism. I would be gutted if that was done to my Chim without any provocation.

[dudleybloke]

bloody huge seagulls you've got there!

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pixelpimp said:

I came across this Audi RS4

[k-ink]

Maybe he was driving like a German car driving cock? Just a thought

[rallycross]

Its a shame there is not some magical cloud in the sky that could appear and do this to the worst offending arrogant/rude Audi drivers.

Maybe allow them ten indescretions (not including inappropriate use of fog lights) then this happens to them! Splat!

(no - I am not tarring all Audi drivers with this brush clearly that'd be daft, but it does seem the car of choice for a particular type of muppet these days).

[JungleJim]

look at the runs in that glosswork

[60]

At least its paint rather than paint stripper, looks like its parked outside a bodyshop/garage?

[Dan S]

I know someone that had this done by an "ex". However, she used emulsion and he just washed it

[djt100]

Having someone pour nitromors on my car a few weeks ago, I feel deeply sorryf or this guy, but it loks like it's only paint so shoudl be recoverable, as for the type of pople who do this sort of thing, that would be the type under a pile of earth in my garden if i ever caught them

[mgtony]

Has a sticker in the window "My other car's a Roller"