Guildford thievin' scrotes
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Was trying to get to sleep last night.. when I heard the sound of loud exhaust pull up outside my house around 1.06 am... not sure why, but it seemed a bit odd.. so I took a look out the window, to see a dark blue 206 with bling alloys and some flickering interior neons with 3 lads in...
after about 30 seconds 2 of them, with hoods pulled over their heads got out and went to the back of the car, after 10 seconds or so they opened the boot and took what looked like wheel wrench out, and walked down the road out of sight of my window...
Lad in the car was just sat there...
defo something dodgy going on here,.. pulled some clothes on, went outside just in time to see the two lads coming back up the road.. they crossed over the road away from me as I cam out, so I walked out to intercept them midway.. I noticed one of them was carrying the wheel wrench,, and the other something black, which looked like either a jack or a footpump, my guess is a jack.....
I asked them what they were doing/what they were carrying.. they just 'nuffin' in Surrey chav accent....
at this point the guy in the car decided he wasn't sticking around, and burned off down the road without his lights (so I didn't get his plate I guess)... leaving his mates in the middle of the road with me... they turned around and walked swiftly away from me.. I figured theres two guys here (probably somewhere between 15 and 17 years old), not as well built as myself and slightly smaller but both carrying potential weapons.. no f'in way I would be able to apprehend themself... so left them to it and called the bill..
Within 5 minutes of calling 3 squad cars and a van were cruising round our roads looking for them... ..unfortunately they didn't find them..I spoke to one of the officers afterwards and he said 'well done, you did the right thing not trying to citizens arrest them'...
I figure they'd seen some alloys they wanted and had a go at getting them, and either the car had locking nuts or they got the jitters halfway... either it really f'in pisses me off that these scrotes think they can come into our street and take their pick of our cars.. we've had 4 car breakins in the last 2 months in my street and I'm f'k'd if they think they can get away with it without attracting the attention of the street and someone having a word with them....
Makes me wonder what would have happened if they had turned aggressive though.. one of me, barefoot, against 3 scrotes, 2 of them armed...
Anyway.. if you see a DARK BLUE 206 with shiny alloys and FLICKERING NEON LIGHT effects in the cabin driven by someone under the age of 21 (prob only 18 or so) in the GUILDFORD area.. they're thieving scum... I ended up with 3 hours sleep because of those tw@ts..
Rant over... good to see the bills response though..
after about 30 seconds 2 of them, with hoods pulled over their heads got out and went to the back of the car, after 10 seconds or so they opened the boot and took what looked like wheel wrench out, and walked down the road out of sight of my window...
Lad in the car was just sat there...
defo something dodgy going on here,.. pulled some clothes on, went outside just in time to see the two lads coming back up the road.. they crossed over the road away from me as I cam out, so I walked out to intercept them midway.. I noticed one of them was carrying the wheel wrench,, and the other something black, which looked like either a jack or a footpump, my guess is a jack.....
I asked them what they were doing/what they were carrying.. they just 'nuffin' in Surrey chav accent....
at this point the guy in the car decided he wasn't sticking around, and burned off down the road without his lights (so I didn't get his plate I guess)... leaving his mates in the middle of the road with me... they turned around and walked swiftly away from me.. I figured theres two guys here (probably somewhere between 15 and 17 years old), not as well built as myself and slightly smaller but both carrying potential weapons.. no f'in way I would be able to apprehend themself... so left them to it and called the bill..
Within 5 minutes of calling 3 squad cars and a van were cruising round our roads looking for them... ..unfortunately they didn't find them..I spoke to one of the officers afterwards and he said 'well done, you did the right thing not trying to citizens arrest them'...
I figure they'd seen some alloys they wanted and had a go at getting them, and either the car had locking nuts or they got the jitters halfway... either it really f'in pisses me off that these scrotes think they can come into our street and take their pick of our cars.. we've had 4 car breakins in the last 2 months in my street and I'm f'k'd if they think they can get away with it without attracting the attention of the street and someone having a word with them....
Makes me wonder what would have happened if they had turned aggressive though.. one of me, barefoot, against 3 scrotes, 2 of them armed...
Anyway.. if you see a DARK BLUE 206 with shiny alloys and FLICKERING NEON LIGHT effects in the cabin driven by someone under the age of 21 (prob only 18 or so) in the GUILDFORD area.. they're thieving scum... I ended up with 3 hours sleep because of those tw@ts..
Rant over... good to see the bills response though..
"I'm f'k'd if they think they can get away with it without attracting the attention of the street and someone having a word with them...."
Don't worry Tony's got his finger on the pulse...
Following the general election defeat in 1992, the late leader John Smith appointed him Shadow Home Secretary. He successfully wrested the law and order issue from the Conservatives. A strategy based on the slogan 'tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime' was Labour's key campaigning theme that year.
This is from Labours own website...
<a href="http://www.labour.org.uk/primeminister/">www.labour.org.uk/primeminister/</a>
>> Edited by veewhy on Monday 19th April 21:35
Don't worry Tony's got his finger on the pulse...
Following the general election defeat in 1992, the late leader John Smith appointed him Shadow Home Secretary. He successfully wrested the law and order issue from the Conservatives. A strategy based on the slogan 'tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime' was Labour's key campaigning theme that year.
This is from Labours own website...
<a href="http://www.labour.org.uk/primeminister/">www.labour.org.uk/primeminister/</a>
>> Edited by veewhy on Monday 19th April 21:35
I'm a Guildfordian so I'll keep an eye out for it. It's a lovely place with great people, but unfortunately does have its less salubrious areas. Putting up a 20ft-high wall around Park Barn would solve a lot of problems - I might still have the badges on my Type R and an undamaged air intake on the Elise if such a simple measure was taken.
If you fancy a
and a bit of car chat and pikey baiting any time let me know.
If you fancy a
and a bit of car chat and pikey baiting any time let me know.I too am a Guildfordian...
I was wondering if your story would explain the bloody helicopter that was circling last night, although it probably isn't as there seems to be a low flying helicopter circling every night in this particular area.
Which part of Guildford was this, btw?
They don't sound too clever - My guess is if you wanted to catch them they'd be at the Guildford Cruise every first Sunday.
Oh, and I agree about Park Barn.
Edited to correct awful typing
>> Edited by DanBoy on Tuesday 20th April 11:34
I was wondering if your story would explain the bloody helicopter that was circling last night, although it probably isn't as there seems to be a low flying helicopter circling every night in this particular area.
Which part of Guildford was this, btw?
They don't sound too clever - My guess is if you wanted to catch them they'd be at the Guildford Cruise every first Sunday.
Oh, and I agree about Park Barn.
Edited to correct awful typing
>> Edited by DanBoy on Tuesday 20th April 11:34
DanBoy said:
I was wondering if your story would explain the bloody helicopter that was circling last night
Last 2 nights more like , at least we know where Surrey CC have spent their policing budget
I wouldn't mind but it makes it hard to watch the TV with that thing constantly buzzing around...
PS I'm over in Woking....
Incorrigible said:
Are you oout on the bike on Sunday, 954Girlie is trying to muster a crowdette
Depends , if the weather is going to be like last Sunday, def. not, if it's like today, more than likely.....
although I usually like to avoid Boxhill on the weekends....
>> Edited by barry sheene on Tuesday 20th April 12:24
Blimey, it is a popular area for petrolheads. I haven't really seen this chopper but the 206 will be easy to spot - just stand on north street on any given night and it will probably drive past every two minutes.
As for the 281, I love zooming down that road. There are some cracking routes around Charterhouse too.
Iz nuffink like as good as spending a nite croozin up an down Norf Street wiv sum phat toonz and phatter laydeez tho. Proper bo!
As for the 281, I love zooming down that road. There are some cracking routes around Charterhouse too.
Iz nuffink like as good as spending a nite croozin up an down Norf Street wiv sum phat toonz and phatter laydeez tho. Proper bo!
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