Christmas Cracker joke

[Great Dane]

I know it's bad

[Maxdecel]

Eeees gud

[Kevin Cozner]

Strictly it's incorrect as a Jerry Can cannot "get" fuel, it is merely a receptacle for storing fuel.

Perhaps the proposition should therefore have been "which Spice Girl can store fuel?" (You will see that I have dropped the "still" as the current fuel shortages have no effect on a Jerry Can's ability to store fuel, but rather the ability for an unmentioned person to procure fuel to place in said can).

[MontyPythonX]

Kevin Cozner said:

Strictly it's incorrect as a Jerry Can cannot "get" fuel, it is merely a receptacle for storing fuel.

Perhaps the proposition should therefore have been "which Spice Girl can store fuel?" (You will see that I have dropped the "still" as the current fuel shortages have no effect on a Jerry Can's ability to store fuel, but rather the ability for an unmentioned person to procure fuel to place in said can).

[Kevin Cozner]

MontyPythonX said:

[HustleRussell]

I saw on FB marketplace that people are listing old jerry cans at the moment. Probably a good time to sell, same as I sold a rubbish old rowing machine in summer 2019.

I've got 5 but I really only need 2. However if I sell them, I will be facilitating some moron panic buying.

But if I sell them afterwards, people will think I was a moron panic buyer.