Moronic X3 driver, M25 A/c between J17 and 15

[Boba Fret]

Three lanes of slow moving, occasionally stopping, heavy traffic bout 9ish this morning

(having endured the usual display of arrogant as **** standards of BM/Audi/BINI aggressive tailgating/unnecessary and sudden unindicated lanes changes etc etc)

Behind 08 plate X3 and whenever the traffic stopped, waited, then restarted this idiot would just wait there........

Only when I got into lane 3 to get past said moron and pulled alongside (moron still effing about) Guess what SHE was doing????

PUTTING ON HER F****NG MAKE UP! WHILST CRAWLING ALONG IN LANE F*****K 2 OF THE M25!!!! Staring intently into the mirror and not giving a flying F*** about what was going on and that the traffic haad started moving again!

THAT'S why it's stop start stop start, because of F****** SELFISH VAIN B***HES like that. And she was a F*****G MOOOSE anyway so even a TON of make up wouldn't hide the fact that she was PIG F*****G UGLY.

IT'S A F******G MOTORWAY YOU STUPID COW. NOT YOUR F*****G DRESSING TABLE

X3/vanity/women

(oh and to 'Power Rep' i your 318d 'Sportscar' N1 OBS, yes, you drive like one too. Cretin)

[fatboy b]

I think some one needs to chill.

[Boba Fret]

oh I'm chilled, in fact at the time I was laughing at the sheer stupidy of the cow!

[ikarl]

9/10 for swearing

[Boba Fret]

ikarl said:

9/10 for swearing

just 9? Must try harder. Maybe chuck in a few C words eh? D

[PaulB81]

I will give you a 9.5/10 for that one. Good effort.

[Monty Python]

I want pictures next time.

[farrendahl]

I'm going to have to mark down for repetition, fo it's only a 7.5 from me

[Boba Fret]

Monty Python said:

I want pictures next time.

Funny you should say that, whilst laughing at her stupidity I was also cursing my own stupidity for forgetting my camera!

Mind you, what about the irony of photographing someone's 'non driving' antics.......whilst driving?????

[XDA]

Boba Fret said:

(oh and to 'Power Rep' i your 318d 'Sportscar' N1 OBS, yes, you drive like one too. Cretin)

Given the numberplate (NOB/NOBS), I suspect the driver already knows he's a cretin...

[tercelgold]

I got stuck behind a woman driver on the exit from sainsburys, not moving even thought the road was completely clear, she was pretty fit though and trying to quickly finish her banana.



Swings and roundabouts.

[Boba Fret]

farrendahl said:

I'm going to have to mark down for repetition, fo it's only a 7.5 from me

7.5? C**t.

[thinfourth2]

Boba Fret said:

oh I'm chilled, in fact at the time I was laughing at the sheer stupidy of the cow!

She isn't the one getting their knickers in a twist over a 15 second delay.

If you have to commute using the M25 expect st traffic

If you can't handle it move somewhere else

[Boba Fret]

thinfourth2 said:

She isn't the one getting their knickers in a twist over a 15 second delay.

If you have to commute using the M25 expect st traffic

If you can't handle it move somewhere else

delays/traffic not a problem. Never has been for me. I go with the flow.

a) It's the morons like that cow that actually cause this 'stop start' nonsense.
b) It's not a commute (my own commute is 6 miles of joyous country lanes)