You know your a petrolhead when...........

[VEX]

You inadvertently name one of your children and it turns out to be the same as the Top Gear theme tune!! Lol.

Jessica is the name of the base track on which Top Gear is based and the same as the original track when Willi Woolard and Geoff Gough(?) did it.

Awesome!

I was looking to see if there was a jessica song after playing Waltzing Mathilda for my other daughter.

V.

[RB5]

... when you can accurately guess what car is coming before you can see it (only works with cars with distinctive engine notes such as Focus STs and Imprezas )

[ian_c_uk]

...when no-one believes the RSPCA named our cat "turbo".

[832ark]

When u can name the make of a car after hearing it start in a car park

[diddly69]

Edited by diddly69 on Saturday 14th May 19:12

[Yazza54]

That hardly makes you a petrolhead.

[Boba Fret]

diddly69 said:

...you are meant to meet your girlfriend at the pub but go for a hoon instead with a mate and turn up an hour late

makes you an ungrateful c***. Unless she's a b**ch

[sday12]

You've seen this thread 100 times

[JPearson]

Yazza54 said:

That hardly makes you a petrolhead.

[iva cosworth]

Its Chris Goffey BTW

and you may have upset the punctuation police in thread title

[Conor D]

JPearson said:

Yazza54 said:

That hardly makes you a petrolhead.

[robsco]

832ark said:

When u can name the make of a car after hearing it start in a car park

Even worse when you tell what it is from the sound of the starter motor churning.

[mybrainhurts]

YOU'RE (you are) a petrolhead...

[traffman]

You enjoy the fumes from a track day.

[bamberwell]

mybrainhurts said:

YOU'RE (you are) a petrolhead...

+1
I mean , it's not fking hard is it?

[ensignia]

bamberwell said:

+1
I mean, it's not fking hard is it?

Fixed for you.

Edited by ensignia on Saturday 14th May 20:03

[Negative Creep]

Watch a film or tv and spend most of the time car spotting

[pinchmeimdreamin]

ensignia said:

Fixed for you.;)

Fixed for you.

[VEX]

bamberwell said:

+1
I mean , it's not fking hard is it?

Actually it is when YOU ARE posting from an iPhone with both rug rats pestering the heck out of you.

It is also a known fact engineers can't do english

[Regiment]

You own an Alfa Romeo