Audi A3 drivers
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entropy

Original Poster:

6,441 posts

233 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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Is it me or does it seem there is a fair amount of utter cocks driving them?

hadenough!

3,785 posts

290 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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Insightful

Pistachio

1,116 posts

220 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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hadenough! said:
Insightful
rental cars and company lease vehicles probably

Marf

22,907 posts

271 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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entropy said:
Is it me or does it seem there is a fair amount of utter cocks driving them?
Sticks head above parapet

Yes.

Nearly been involved in a head on twice because two different twunts in A3s didnt feel that parked cars on their side of the road meant I had right of way.

Tyngwndwn

12,549 posts

211 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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That's it I'm not getting an audi now,

Thanks for the heads up!

GT03ROB

14,024 posts

251 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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oh well lets start another thread stereotyping one type of driver or another..... I'm a doomed cock of a A3 / RRS / Porsche driving knob. I only need a BMW to complete a full house..... laugh

Marf

22,907 posts

271 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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GT03ROB said:
oh well lets start another thread stereotyping one type of driver or another..... I'm a doomed cock of a A3 / RRS / Porsche driving knob. I only need a BMW to complete a full house..... laugh
Typical Porsche driver rolleyes



wink

adycav

7,615 posts

247 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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If this were indeed true (and who's to say that it is?), is it:

Option A: Cocks choose Audis. The Audi badge appeals to them, and because they are cocks they can't have a bigger or better one. If Audi A3s didn't exist this thread would be about Golf or 1 Series drivers

Option B: Having an Audi A3 turns you into a cock. Something about them encourages a cockish driving style

Option C: There's lots of A3s about, so the law of averages dictates that some cocks will be driving them, as well as nice people. You just happen to remember the incidences of A3 driver cockishness because of Top Gear or numerous PH threads like this one

Choose now!

Hudson

1,857 posts

217 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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Option D: Stereotypes are for s.


I see a fair ammount of wkers in various cars

dvance

605 posts

198 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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A3 Cab drivers go above and beyond regular A3 drivers IMHO hehe

y2blade

56,320 posts

245 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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can't say I'd noticed

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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adycav said:
If this were indeed true (and who's to say that it is?), is it:

Option A: Cocks choose Audis. The Audi badge appeals to them, and because they are cocks they can't have a bigger or better one. If Audi A3s didn't exist this thread would be about Golf or 1 Series drivers

Option B: Having an Audi A3 turns you into a cock. Something about them encourages a cockish driving style

Option C: There's lots of A3s about, so the law of averages dictates that some cocks will be driving them, as well as nice people. You just happen to remember the incidences of A3 driver cockishness because of Top Gear or numerous PH threads like this one

Choose now!
A, for me it was A as I've owned BMWs before but I needed to follow the herd

XDA

2,153 posts

215 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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hadenough! said:
Insightful
But true.

adycav

7,615 posts

247 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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Hudson said:
Option D: Stereotypes are for s.


I see a fair ammount of wkers in various cars
That's option C really, in a round about and polite way.

jamesson

3,709 posts

251 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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FFS

This again?

sleep

edc

9,653 posts

281 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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Marf said:
GT03ROB said:
oh well lets start another thread stereotyping one type of driver or another..... I'm a doomed cock of a A3 / RRS / Porsche driving knob. I only need a BMW to complete a full house..... laugh
Typical Porsche driver rolleyes



wink
I just finished the lease on an A3 and picked up a BMW ... I don't have a Porsche but did hire a RRS for a bit.

XDA

2,153 posts

215 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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jamesson said:
FFS

This again?

sleep
Says the A3 owner...

tongue out

entropy

Original Poster:

6,441 posts

233 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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adycav said:
If this were indeed true (and who's to say that it is?), is it:

Option A: Cocks choose Audis. The Audi badge appeals to them, and because they are cocks they can't have a bigger or better one. If Audi A3s didn't exist this thread would be about Golf or 1 Series drivers

Option B: Having an Audi A3 turns you into a cock. Something about them encourages a cockish driving style

Option C: There's lots of A3s about, so the law of averages dictates that some cocks will be driving them, as well as nice people. You just happen to remember the incidences of A3 driver cockishness because of Top Gear or numerous PH threads like this one

Choose now!
Errr


C

  • hangs head in shame and grabs coat*

marcosgt

11,498 posts

206 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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On a percentage basis no more than, say, Celica 1.8 drivers... wink

M.

jamesson

3,709 posts

251 months

Monday 23rd May 2011
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XDA said:
Says the A3 owner...

tongue out
biggrin

Nevertheless, it is tiring when a thread is created simply to say that the drivers of a certain car are all cocks.