Snotters that aren't?
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Kiltox

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14,864 posts

187 months

Friday 17th June 2011
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Was behind an old Sierra Estate today (G reg, 1.6 or something badge on the back) - thought "don't see many of those around, nice snotter"

Then I clocked the gauge pods mounted on the dash, suggesting all is not quite as it seems laugh

Anyone got any examples of cars they've owned or seen that are percieved as old snotters but are in fact something very different? smile

ROOODBOY

4,599 posts

224 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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My old E30;

(Looks high at the rear as the front was up on tall axle stands).






The engine was an M30 from an E34 535i, with a big ol' turbo slapped on the side.
Was more than a match for a Porsche 911 (996) Carrera.




doodles19

2,201 posts

202 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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More like the above please smile

STW2010

5,918 posts

191 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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ROOODBOY said:
My old E30;

(Looks high at the rear as the front was up on tall axle stands).
Surely that would make the back look lower?

Nice looking car anyway!

bmthnick1981

5,320 posts

245 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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Wow, the E30 is very nice, any more pics / details?

ROOODBOY

4,599 posts

224 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but the stands were near the middle of the car, so it did actually lift the back end up, it did have lower than standard springs in it.

And thanks!

It was kind of fun, especially the disbeleiving comments the 316 badge often got!

It had some prety good suspension, a Z3 steering rack and gear lever, audi TT front brake discs with E38 7-Series calipers, thicker anti roll bars, limited slip diff etc.

Even on half decent Bridgestones, in the wet, it would spin the wheels in 4th gear at 80mph.

It was a lot of hassle though, I ended up breaking it up for parts last year.

To be honest I think it was more fun when I had it as a normally aspirated 3.5 litre, but hey-ho, it seemed like a good idea at the time!

Oh, and it made the front cover story of Total BMW magazine in November 2009! smile


ROOODBOY

4,599 posts

224 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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bmthnick1981 said:
Wow, the E30 is very nice, any more pics / details?
Thanks, alas it is no more, though.

I bought it as a fairly tatty 325i, I'd already stripped an E34 535i by then ready to swap the engine and gearbox into it.

I thought I'd invented that conversion, until I found the site E30Zone, and found out that people had been doing it since about 1985, haha!

The turbo kit came later and was mostly made up of parts from Toby Unna's car (from PPC Magazine) and swapped into mine.

It was running Megasquirt engine management, but I never got on with that and it spoiled a lot of the enjoyment I got from the car.


I loved the way it looked and drove on these wheels - before the turbo and bigger brakes and wheels were fitted;





The engine bay was tidier too;



With big wheels and brakes;




The photos actually make it look quite tidy, it was really rather tatty!


I can't find some of the photos I was looking for, and the on-track ones are too big a file size to upload, unfortunately.


Edited by ROOODBOY on Saturday 18th June 02:21

Jw Vw

4,922 posts

192 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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That E30 looks really good thumbup

wildoliver

9,308 posts

245 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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My current snotter.



Looks like any old Audi 80, but underneath has the factory sports package, forged wishbones, lowered Bilstein suspension, big brakes etc. Although it's got a very lively engine it's the handling that makes the car it's just so well balanced, has regularly shocked quicker stuff.

Sadly looking for a new home soon. The lure of the Stuttgart Stallion is too great again.

Zwoelf

25,867 posts

235 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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bow

That E30 is superb.

QuackHandle

3,100 posts

216 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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ROOODBOY said:
Lovely!

ROOODBOY

4,599 posts

224 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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Thanks guys.

Around the same time that I had the E30 I also had this:





It was a drunken Ebay purchase at £550, with an M.O.T. !

It was very discreet as few people knew what it was, and it looked like a Cortina, or Hyundai Stella or something!

I bought it to compete in the first PPC Magazine £999 Challenge (buy / build / modify the fastest car possible for less than a grand), which was superb fun.

After fitting two R5 GT Turbo intercoolers and cranking the boost (amongst other mods and repaired / removed parts).



It became known as the Maserusty and utterly bombed its next M.O.T., alas it joined the E30 in the great garage in the sky.


To stop spamming this thread with those, there are some more details of both cars here.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...


chrisispringles

893 posts

194 months

Saturday 18th June 2011
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My dad's old T5. The red paint had been bleached by the sun so it was pale pink, all the plastic trim had faded, the cloth trim and headlining were sagging, it was a bit whiffy and it had bike racks on the roof. Still went like st off a shovel though.