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The Moose

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23,677 posts

238 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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So there I am driving along a single carriageway (one lane in each direction, single dashed white line) and I come across some fella going slower than me. A car passes in the other direction, I drop a cog, look past him - yep, loads of space, pull into the other side (at no point tailgating) and accellerate to overtake. As I draw along side, the space seems to narrow and I hear a horn. Yep, that's right. The utter fking pillock has decided I shouldn't be overtaking and is now being a fking 'closing the door'.

Seriously, what sort of utter thinks it's acceptable to do this? I just don't understand the mentality - I want to go faster, it's safe to overtake (a road I know and we can both see for a fair distance and with no turnings) and yet I have to sit behind this of the highest order for a fair few miles because he doesn't like me overtaking.

wker.

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Cheers

The Moose

M5Tom

347 posts

198 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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What car was he driving? These sorts of people do my head in......

Rammy76

1,054 posts

212 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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The Moose said:
So there I am driving along a single carriageway (one lane in each direction, single dashed white line) and I come across some fella going slower than me. A car passes in the other direction, I drop a cog, look past him - yep, loads of space, pull into the other side (at no point tailgating) and accellerate to overtake. As I draw along side, the space seems to narrow and I hear a horn. Yep, that's right. The utter fking pillock has decided I shouldn't be overtaking and is now being a fking 'closing the door'.

Seriously, what sort of utter thinks it's acceptable to do this? I just don't understand the mentality - I want to go faster, it's safe to overtake (a road I know and we can both see for a fair distance and with no turnings) and yet I have to sit behind this of the highest order for a fair few miles because he doesn't like me overtaking.

wker.

That is all.

Cheers

The Moose
Yep, see these types of idiots a lot. "I want to go slow so you must too".

Absolute pillocks that try to deliberately put you in danger for the sake of it.

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

247 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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It doesn't matter what he was driving does it? It's retarded behaviour regardless.

PurpleMoonlight

22,362 posts

186 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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You sure you weren't trying to overtake Michael Schumacher?

bozmandb9

673 posts

209 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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I don't quite understand why you couldn't complete the overtake. But no excuse for his actions, I would report him for dangerous driving, that's if I didn't follow him to his destination to 'have a word'!arguenonocensoredredcard

Wing Commander

2,220 posts

261 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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Drive a barge and "put him in the wall" ala Days of Thunder hehe

Jasey@

6,280 posts

207 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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PurpleMoonlight said:
You sure you weren't trying to overtake Michael Schumacher?
rofl

Good point well made.

To the OP you must have seriously considered ramming the prick - I would - and if I was in a rentacar I probably would have !

mx5tom

573 posts

202 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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I overtook someone yesterday who did similar. :s Single carriageway, approaching a roundabout. Massive open space that lets you see the entire road all the way to the roundabout, the full roundabout itself and a good amount of the roads connected to it. Couldn't ask for better conditions, really.

So, great view of the road ahead and absolutely no other traffic, decided to overtake. As I passed the car, another car joined the road from the roundabout, about 800yds away. By the time I'd pulled back in he was still well over 600yds away, but still felt the need to constantly flash his main beams and shout at me as he went passed. Do people think it's illegal to overtake? Even then, there was no way he could have judged it to be unsafe unless he was actually brain dead. Ergh.

The Moose

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23,677 posts

238 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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M5Tom said:
What car was he driving? These sorts of people do my head in......
Honda Civic - not the current one, the one before. Not an old codger driving it by the looks of things either

PurpleMoonlight said:
You sure you weren't trying to overtake Michael Schumacher?
rofl Yep - not him. My name isn't Rubens and there were no walls nearby (plenty of trees mind)

bozmandb9 said:
that's if I didn't follow him to his destination to 'have a word'!arguenonocensoredredcard
See - was a consideration of mine - after all, he obviously liked me behind him - gay maybe scratchchin, but unfortunately, I'm not powerfully built (well, not as powerfully built as 911motorsport wink ) and I didn't really fancy an ambiwalans...

Jasey@ said:
To the OP you must have seriously considered ramming the prick - I would - and if I was in a rentacar I probably would have !
It is always tempting to do this in this situation (or when someone pulls out in front of you when they shouldn't), but it just isn't worth the hassle of stopping and dealing with the mouth-breather, bottom-feeder, window-licker.

The worst bit of all is that I have a can of Red Bull next to me just in case, but never got in front to have a chance of lobbing it at him. I must say, having the roof down does give me a lot of space to swing.

Oh, and I don't know his e-mail address...

Cheers

The Moose

Motorrad

6,811 posts

216 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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Part of the reason it's a good idea to drive a car with roughly double the horsepower of an average vehicle or better yet a bike, that way this kind of tool can play games to their hearts content and 9 times out of ten you won't even notice biggrin

SubaruSteve

546 posts

220 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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Was it a Ferrari with '71' written on it?

The Moose

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23,677 posts

238 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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Motorrad said:
Part of the reason it's a good idea to drive a car with roughly double the horsepower of an average vehicle or better yet a bike, that way this kind of tool can play games to their hearts content and 9 times out of ten you won't even notice biggrin
The problem is that when you drive sensibly (i.e. don't tailgate before pulling out), it doesn't matter what you're in - they have plenty of warning to 'close the door'...which this did.

Oh well.

I guess on www.ima.com he'll be posting the exact opposite right now...

Cheers

The Moose

LawrenceOfArabia

1,222 posts

190 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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I'm sure an mx-5 must fit in to this story somewhere...

Jasandjules

72,596 posts

258 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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Call the police and report it..

Jasey@

6,280 posts

207 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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Jasandjules said:
Call the police and report it..
You'll probably need another witness before the police will entertain doing anything.

angusc43

13,614 posts

237 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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Motorrad said:
Part of the reason it's a good idea to drive a car with roughly double the horsepower of an average vehicle or better yet a bike, that way this kind of tool can play games to their hearts content and 9 times out of ten you won't even notice biggrin
Agree. V8's help :-)

The Moose

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238 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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LawrenceOfArabia said:
I'm sure an mx-5 must fit in to this story somewhere...
rofl that's what I was driving (seriously!!)

Cheers

The Moose

Jasey@

6,280 posts

207 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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The Moose said:
rofl that's what I was driving (seriously!!)

Cheers

The Moose
Scrub my previous comments - You had it coming winkbiggrin

Jasandjules

72,596 posts

258 months

Tuesday 21st June 2011
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Jasey@ said:
Jasandjules said:
Call the police and report it..
You'll probably need another witness before the police will entertain doing anything.
You are probably right, but at least it's logged that way and also you can advise them that if there is an accident with that car in future you'll be straight to the press.... Might help pursuade them to take a look.......... Hopefully the OP has the plate too...