I'm confused about my cars sex?

[Road Pest]

Does your car have sex?

[MigX]

mine doesn't but i bet someones car here keeps fecundating someones wallet.

[Pints]

Road Pest said:

Does your car have sex?

Someone stuck a banana up the exhaust pipe once. Does that count?

[The Hypno-Toad]

There is answer to this question but involves a photo that got deleted from my photobucket account.

If anyone was at the Top Gear recordings when Clarkson said "I was surfing the internet and I found this!", its that picture.

As its late and the mods might be watching Coldplay, anyone else want to risk it?

[mybrainhurts]

Mine has been known to mount the kerb...

Does that count..?

[GTIR]

Have "a sex" or "have sex"?

There's a difference and you'll be for it very soon.





(Where's that picture of me a bloke bumming his car?)

[The Hypno-Toad]

GTIR said:

Have "a sex" or "have sex"?

There's a difference and you'll be for it very soon.

(Where's that picture of me a bloke bumming his car?)

Range Rover? Dressed in womans underwear? That's the one I meant.

[Road Pest]

GTIR said:

Have "a sex" or "have sex"?

There's a difference and you'll be for it very soon.





(Where's that picture of me a bloke bumming his car?)

Thought I was clear on that point. I have no idea what it's up to in the garage once it's locked away Dirty bastid!

[Road Pest]

mybrainhurts said:

Mine has been known to mount the kerb...

Does that count..?

Definately, even more so if there's a drain there.

[Pints]

Road Pest said:

Thought I was clear on that point. I have no idea what it's up to in the garage once it's locked away Dirty bastid!

It's doing the dirty to your lawnmower's grass-box.

[172ff]

Road Pest said:

Does your car have sex?

Nope, but your pisched!

[Road Pest]

172ff said:

Nope, but your pisched!

But at least I can still spell

[Road Pest]

Moved to GG lol...

[Jayho]

Female... It cant be spending that much of my money and still be male...

[skinley]

I think my car must have been having sex because it's fked

[Zwoelf]

Road Pest said:

Does your car have sex a gender?

Female of course, like aircraft, boats and anything else men lust over and like to find themselves inside, in total control of and now and then getting mucky, lost and confused whilst fiddling about in their innards.

[skinley]

Zwoelf said:

Female of course, like aircraft, boats and anything else men lust over and like to find themselves inside, in total control of and now and then getting mucky, lost and confused whilst fiddling about in their innards.

Quality.

[Mr Dave]

skinley said:

Zwoelf said:

Female of course, like aircraft, boats and anything else men lust over and like to find themselves inside, in total control of and now and then getting mucky, lost and confused whilst fiddling about in their innards.

Quality.

The Russians call all boats, cars and aircraft he as far as I know. Just to be different.

My car is a he though, just not very girly and its more like a good mate rather than something I want to fk.

Its not much good at the cooking or ironing either.

[WeirdNeville]

Check between it's rear legs... If it's got a great big dangling diff, it's a MAN.
If it has just got a gap, It's a girly girl.

If it's got one between both sets of wheels, it's Ambidextrous.

[MGZRod]

WeirdNeville said:

Check between it's rear legs... If it's got a great big dangling diff, it's a MAN.
If it has just got a gap, It's a girly girl.

If it's got one between both sets of wheels, it's Ambidextrous.

Mine has a towbar...

Either it's confused, or it's constantly wandering about with a hard on. Giggity.