Blocked in on my driveway.

[giggity]

Am fuming at the moment, some ass wipe of a prick has parked on the drop kerb. In front of my drive.

Cant get my car out.

Called local council. They have issued a ticket, spoken to Police on Non-Emergency number (MET) and they have said it will be removed but will not issue a fking time.

I am supposed to be in work at 8.30.

I want to fking crush this fkers car . They have parked and fked off to the Local Tube station.

PH - How to proceed. Police are taking the piss and being useless.

Oh and keep it legal.

[HellDiver]

st on his windscreen, making sure to get the air vents and maybe a bit on the door handles?

Oh, you said legal?

[new_bloke]

Large (A3) notice stuck to the windscreen with something water-based like wallpaper paste should do it. The crappier quality paper you use the better. It will come off in a million tiny pieces...

[BigS]

Jack up the rear with a trolley jack and take it for a walk down the street, it's up to you whether you dump it in the middle of a junction or not

[s31tof]

What car is it out of interest?

[skilly1]

Custard Test

[Wacky Racer]

Clamp him and ask for £60 to remove it.......

[anonymous-user]

Wacky Racer said:

Clamp him and ask for £60000000000000000000 to remove it.......

EFA, this is London.

[JonnyFive]

We had this before.. A local PHer went to the chaps house with some jacks and dollies and dragged it out of the way.

[alsem]

new_bloke said:

Large (A3) notice stuck to the windscreen with something water-based like wallpaper paste should do it. The crappier quality paper you use the better. It will come off in a million tiny pieces...

yeah destroy somebody's car because there aren't enough parking spaces in the area.
If it is a legal parking space the OP is just an idiot, and should park his car on that parking space instead of his driveway, that way he can prevent this from happening again.

[giggity]

LOL!

No Trolley jack,

No wallpaper paste.

Pic coming.

Some fking yaris.

Dog st car.

Edited by giggity on Friday 1st July 10:15

[anonymous-user]

You need an old Volvo parked in your drive with plenty of scuff marks on the bumpers. Car equivalent of 'Beware of the Dog' stuck to your gates

[anonymous-user]

alsem said:

yeah destroy somebody's car because there aren't enough parking spaces in the area.
If it is a legal parking space the OP is just an idiot, and should park his car on that parking space instead of his driveway, that way he can prevent this from happening again.

Did you read what the OP posted? DROP KERB, IN FRONT OF HIS DRIVEWAY.

[Wacky Racer]

Dave_ST220 said:

Wacky Racer said:

Clamp him and ask for £60000000000000000000 to remove it.......

EFA, this is London.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...



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[Fizpop]

alsem said:

yeah destroy somebody's car because there aren't enough parking spaces in the area.
If it is a legal parking space the OP is just an idiot, and should park his car on that parking space instead of his driveway, that way he can prevent this from happening again.

Read the OP, it's a drop kerb. Also, blocking someones drive is a mongs trick and it's obviously not a designated parking space.

He deserves all he gets. Call a scrap man or put dog st under the door handles.

Anyone up for a draggin??

[new_bloke]

alsem said:

yeah destroy somebody's car because there aren't enough parking spaces in the area.
If it is a legal parking space the OP is just an idiot, and should park his car on that parking space instead of his driveway, that way he can prevent this from happening again.

How is that 'destroying' anything? It's an inconvenience, sure, but then so is parking across somebodies drive. Perhaps you should re-read the original post. Arse-hat.

[Lucas Ayde]

alsem said:

yeah destroy somebody's car because there aren't enough parking spaces in the area.

Sticking a bit of paper on the windscreen does not equal destroying a car ....

alsem said:

If it is a legal parking space the OP is just an idiot, and should park his car on that parking space instead of his driveway, that way he can prevent this from happening again.

Since when is a dropped kerb in front on a driveway a legal parking space? You should try reading posts before replying to them.

[Raify]

Yaris? You could push it out of the way with a few mates and 4 tea trays couldn't you?

[thinfourth2]

Ha Ha

It would never happen to me

Well it might happen but it wouldn't be an issue

[E55 Max]

alsem said:

new_bloke said:

Large (A3) notice stuck to the windscreen with something water-based like wallpaper paste should do it. The crappier quality paper you use the better. It will come off in a million tiny pieces...

yeah destroy somebody's car because there aren't enough parking spaces in the area.
If it is a legal parking space the OP is just an idiot, and should park his car on that parking space instead of his driveway, that way he can prevent this from happening again.

If you read the OP it says parked on a drop Kerb and he can't get his car out. What bearing does that have on how many parking spaces there are?
What if the OP was an on call Doctor and couldn't get to a life threatening situation?
I reckon glueing some paper to a windscreen would be a light let off......