"Sh*t! This isn't my car!"
"Sh*t! This isn't my car!"
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gazchap

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1,546 posts

213 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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I was just queueing at Morrisons petrol station in town, waiting for the car in front of me to move from the pump so that I could get filling.

Car in front was a red P-reg Nissan Primera.

A bloke comes bumbling out of the petrol station, walks over to the car, opens the door and sits down in the driver's seat, then puts on his seatbelt.

I go into first gear in anticipation, but the car in front doesn't start up and doesn't move.

After 10 seconds or so, the bloke undoes his seatbelt, gets out, has a good look round with a look of sheer embarrassment on his face, walks to the next pump over and climbs into his red 52-reg Nissan Primera, just as the owner of the one in front of me walks out of the petrol station and gets in his car.

Classic.

I've heard stories of it, this is the first time I've ever witnessed it with my own eyes.

Weird thing is, the two Primeras looked totally different as the 52-reg is a later generation.

The thought occurred after that it's possible the guy had deliberately got in the wrong car to steal some stuff, but I dismissed that as pretty unlikely.

Soon made me realise why I always lock my car when I go in to pay though.

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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I turned up at home in the wrong van

Using my keys

I love old Vauxhall security

angusc43

13,619 posts

238 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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thinfourth2 said:
I turned up at home in the wrong van

Using my keys

I love old Vauxhall security
You win this thread.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

32,022 posts

265 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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I had a Morris Minor. I left a disco (1970s) in the slashing rain. Jumped into a car, started it, left the car park when I noticed something hanging from the rear view mirror (a pet hate). Not my Moggie. I returned it, no harm done, found mine. biggrin

R11ysf

1,968 posts

212 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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angusc43 said:
You win this thread.
rofl

I was going to say that I went to the boot of my travelling Volvo 240GL for something only to find a load of crap that wasn't mine. My car was 3 down.

Arriving home in another van is a total winner. Wasn't the seat in a different position??

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

212 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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thinfourth2 said:
I turned up at home in the wrong van

Using my keys

I love old Vauxhall security
I once pressed the fob to unlock a stty Frontera I was made to drive, the Astra sitting beside it unlocked too... Seems to be a Vauxhall trait.

Baffled Spoon

5,258 posts

224 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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thinfourth2 said:
I turned up at home in the wrong van

Using my keys

I love old Vauxhall security
My housemate managed to do something similar. She unlocked 'her' silver Peugeot 206 with the key in the door, and it was only when it wouldn't start that she realised the car was full of stuff that wasn't hers... Ops.

andy-xr

13,204 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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thinfourth2 said:
I turned up at home in the wrong van

Using my keys

I love old Vauxhall security
Fords were the same. I had 2 Quantums (Mk2 Festa based) and a Mk2 XR2. 3 key sets were fairly interchangeable on locks, 2 would operate the ignition of them all

On topic, I've stood next to what I thought was my car in a multi storey for a good few minutes wondering why it wasn't opening the doors. Silver CMAX generic bkshehe

y2blade

56,320 posts

245 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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I've done it myself a few years ago

ME= evening on the beer otherhalf picking me up at 02:30
O/H= "I'll get you in the main carpark at the front of the club"

I stroll round and try getting in the passenger door of the wrong Blue Volvo Estate...feeling puzzled that the door isn't opening, then wondering who is beeping the horn across the carpark, I look across and see my car with O/H behind the wheel laughing at me


oh well biggrin

FA51CAM

147 posts

202 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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Quality stories! How did you not notice it was the wrong van did it not have a different radio station on or different interior, must have been a busy day for you not to notice!

chard

29,007 posts

213 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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Years ago climbed into my Cortina and wondered who had been tiding up my car!! (Mine, 20 yards away was always a tip piled with old fag packets and the Detritus of a teenager)

chriscoates

819 posts

190 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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Once spent a good half an hour trying to find a hire car I had in Spain. It was a Peugeot 306, but of course this was a massive airport car park (I had dropped off relatives) full of 306 hire cars. I couldn't remember the number plate and conveniently it wasn't on the keyring. Back then, there was no remote central locking, so I had to go around trying all the doors hehe god knows what people must have thought seeing me doing that. I eventually found my car, a full two levels higher than where I started my search banghead

ETA - My dad once got in the wrong silver Passat estate with the bloke driving it sat at the wheel!

MC Bodge

29,738 posts

205 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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andy-xr said:
thinfourth2 said:
I turned up at home in the wrong van

Using my keys

I love old Vauxhall security
Fords were the same. I had 2 Quantums (Mk2 Festa based) and a Mk2 XR2. 3 key sets were fairly interchangeable on locks, 2 would operate the ignition of them all
I remember my Mum locking her keys inside out our old Vauxhall Viva when I was about 5. Her friend suggested that she try to open the door with her keys and it worked. The funny thing is that her friend's car was a Mk1 Escort....



Blakewater

4,546 posts

187 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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When my grandad died a few years ago my mum and I would take her shopping in the silver Corsa that was my grandad's car. We would do our shopping and she would do her own and then take it to the car and wait for us. We once went out to find her in a panic trying to get into a silver Renault Clio. When we told her it was the wrong car her response was, "Well, it's silver." When my uncle briefly had a white Mazda 626 when he was waiting for a new company car she tried to get in a white Austin Maestro instead on a service station car park.

Irrotational

1,580 posts

218 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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When I was about 6 me, my mum and my 3 year old sister all got into our morris minor to head home after a tesco shop...

Mum had key in the ignition and was about to head off when she noticed a couple of subtle differences and realised it wasn't her car!!

I had just about twigged as well and was just about to say something!

She had to get us two kids out plus all the shopping in the boot!

MC Bodge

29,738 posts

205 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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I once had a Micra courtesy car. I came out of work in the dark and unlocked the car, but couldn't start the engine. The key wouldn't lock the door again either. Wrong car....

Dalto123

3,205 posts

193 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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A few years ago we were in a Fired Earth car park. Walking away from the car (02 reg v70) we locked the car, setting off the alarm of a S60 of the same age next to us...Thing was there was a baby in it! ah!

Big Rod

6,265 posts

246 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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In the early eighties, my Dad stopped to buy some tobacco from a shop leaving me in the car. ('Y' plate Cortina.)

When he came out I watched him unlock a car three down from where he'd left me, got in and drove away.

He realised about a mile down the road when he went to pick his pipe out of the ashtray and it wasn't there then it dawned on him that neither was I.

By the time he returned shortly afterwards I was in pieces not knowing what to do. He parked the car in the same place he left it but the other way round then made a sharp exit in his own car.

I often wondered if the owner of the other car noticed.

Edited by Big Rod on Thursday 4th August 19:54

Citman

305 posts

214 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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Morris Minor again - uncle of mine, many, many years ago, once drove the 50 miles or so from a holiday park on the east coast of Scotland to Glasgow in what he thought was his father-in-law's Moggy. Only the next day did it occur to him that father-in-law's car was not a split windscreen, and this one was...

He quietly ditched it in a village up the road. Next day, the police came round and said he'd been seen getting out of a stolen car found abandoned nearby. By this time, the correct car had been returned and was parked outside - uncle just pointed at it and said it must have been a case of mistaken identity, as he drove such a similar car...

Later, my dad had a lime green MkIV Cortina. People round the corner locked the keys inside their slightly differently green MkIV Cortina and asked if they could borrow his keys. Worked just fine!

freenote

805 posts

198 months

Thursday 4th August 2011
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Not me getting in the wrong car but I was waiting for the Mrs at the tube station a few years ago in my old, slightly bashed up Accord. Some guy came out the Minicab shop next to the station, jumped in my back door and said "let's go!".

Fortunately I realised his mistake as I was turning around getting ready to act very scary!