RE: You Know You Want To... Gorkovsky Zavod BTR-60
RE: You Know You Want To... Gorkovsky Zavod BTR-60
Thursday 11th August 2011

You Know You Want To... Gorkovsky Zavod BTR-60

We predict a...well, an entirely quiet evening with no trouble at all, provided you've got one of these...



YKYWT, by its nature, can often be a bit hit-and-miss - one man's quirky masterpiece is another's lamentable horror.

But after what we've seen across the country in the past few days, surely even the most peace-loving of motorists will be in the mood to dish out some justice to the thieving scum who have reduced some parts of our great cities to ashes, and destroyed the livelihoods of the people who helped make these cities great in the first place.

But enough of the problem, here's a solution. Picture one of these magnificent Russian BTR-60s rolling through one of the trouble spots, scattering pea-brained looters in its path and instilling in them the fear they so richly deserve. Now imagine that you're at the wheel.


The beauty of the BTR-60 is that such a scenario is theoretically possible. According to Duncan Nicholson of www.tanksforsale.co.uk the BTR-60 could be taxed, insured, and driven on UK roads. Admittedly, at a width of 2.8 metres it's outside of the usual 2.5 metre limit...but apparently it has been done.

What we have here are 10.3 tons of 50mph, 18-seater, twin-engined, amphibious, scum-scattering, eight-wheeled mayhem. All it needs is a PH smiley on the back and you're in business.

Developed by the Russians during the cold war, the BTR-60 can be made amphibious at the pull of just one lever (to raise the splashplate and open the two propeller doors). Okay, so the two 90bhp engines give you a power to weight ratio of...umm...just 18.4bhp per ton (...and that's if you run both engines), but that's beside the point.


Duncan assures us that the BTR-60 was by far the best armoured personnel carrier from the cold war period. This one has been fully restored and is ready to go for a price of £50,000, although he can supply an unrestored one for less than half that.

Of course, there are some people for whom the BTR-60 might be considered a bit of a soft touch for dealing with the problem at hand, and that something less-subtle is needed. We've got you covered there too: how about a tracked BMP-1, like this?



   

 

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mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

280 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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Eighteen seater..?

That's a minibus, then...hehe


RemainAllHoof

79,570 posts

307 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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I have mentioned the BTR on here a few times. It's a great vehicle particularly when the rioters are going mad. Suppress them with fire from the main gun (except some looter's stolen yours!) or small arms fire from the hatches on the side. cool

</need to get out more>

Lotus Notes

1,319 posts

216 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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I'll have two, to continue marauding while refuelling.

mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

280 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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I'll be needing flames and bullets (lead ones)...

Hellbound

2,515 posts

201 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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Needs flame throwers.

Just out of interest, what were the armored vehicles the Police eventually used to push back the mob of yobbos?

Themz b tha onez;



They look like they were armored by a 'merkun company. Must have cost a lot considering a normal Police van is £80k a pop! What they spend £80k on in a boggo police van is beyond my comprehension.

Caractacus

2,622 posts

250 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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Cracking bit of kit and just what I need to scare the local farmers in their tractors. They drive around with not care in the world due to being the biggest thing on the lanes round here...this beast sure would put the boot on the other foot! smile

Damn handy in the cities too, with the current state of affairs.

snowmuncher

786 posts

188 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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The mujahideen didn't find them that much of a challenge


JPW231

350 posts

236 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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They are Jankel - armoured vehicles built by Jankel Engineering

http://www.jankel.com/products/product-details.cfm...

TUS 373

5,063 posts

306 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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With all that space inside, it would make a fantastic camper van / stretch limo / luv shack. Imagine leaving it standard on the inside, but pimping up the inside. Could fight riots with a glass of champagne in the hand. Great bit of a kit. I would love one (but hate to fuel it).

jonxley

3 posts

183 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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snowmuncher said:
The mujahideen didn't find them that much of a challenge

Mujahideen my arse, i saw that on the east lancs road just outside Kirkby....

jp-speed-triple

1,504 posts

212 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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might need a spot of license improvement to get out there legal. 10 tonnes and wide load....that said, who#s gonna stop you to give you a producer?

flashygee

127 posts

236 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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This Tank is a good remembering on my childhood in east-germany (Brandenburg near Berlin)in the 80ties.
The German Soldiers have called him "Das Eisenschwein" (Ironpig).
It was a full Amphibian Car and Standard by the Nationale Volksarmee (National Peoples Army).
I lived 100 Metres from the Erich Ludendorff Armybase,a former WWII German Armybase occupied
at the end of the War by the Russians and later GDR Volksarmees Homebase with Soldiers from Saxonia.
These guys speaks a special German Dialect and hard for Berlinarea people to understand.
Every Day and Night was here a nervous "Warsituation" and the BTRs and T-55 drive around the
streets for Maneuvergames with the "Friends" from the Russian Army.
Disturbing at night for all sleeping neighbours here but at daytime for us Tankspotting kids
very adventurelike.
50000 BP is a little expensive,and the turret is missing.

http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-...

Edited by flashygee on Wednesday 10th August 20:24


Edited by flashygee on Wednesday 10th August 20:25

Al 450

1,390 posts

246 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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JPW231 said:
They are Jankel - armoured vehicles built by Jankel Engineering

http://www.jankel.com/products/product-details.cfm...
'whilst still maintaining a mainly discrete appearance' - Made me chuckle!

Fat Albert

1,461 posts

206 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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When I was in RAF Aircrew training in the late '80s at Finningley we had to give recognition briefings during 'Morning Prayers' (daily ops briefing) to all of the aircrew on camp, which included the Staish.

I decided to liven things up a bit when I was given the BTR60 and 70 to do, so I did it in the style of a Car Salesman, highlighting the differences between the L, LX and GLX models, and if you were feeling really flush, the 'Red Square' Limited edition Convertible with whitewall tyres...


Some really enjoyed it, some didn't...guess which side the Staish was on...my RAF career didn't last long

Mitch2.0

198 posts

212 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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Rather have a BTR-80 myself, no week front wheel wells and a better drivertrain. BTR-60s brew up a little to easily, the 70 was just as bad too. Better than any of our efforts, some things the reds got spot on.

RemainAllHoof

79,570 posts

307 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs9m5-k_vro

I have a perverse desire for one of these things.

silversixx

140 posts

236 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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RemainAllHoof said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs9m5-k_vro

I have a perverse desire for one of these things.
Love it. Enough recoil to shift 10 tons smile

nickythesaint

1,397 posts

191 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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Very topical wink

Shuttle Cock

414 posts

233 months

Wednesday 10th August 2011
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Anyone for the LM 2012 run?

hidetheelephants

34,451 posts

218 months

Thursday 11th August 2011
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JPW231 said:
They are Jankel - armoured vehicles built by Jankel Engineering

http://www.jankel.com/products/product-details.cfm...
Is that the same Jankel that started Panther?

As for the BTR60, I'd prefer the OT-64; Czech engineering appeals more than Russian.