Been away for a while...

[Astronut]

Hi all,
Haven't logged in for too many months and was wondering how everything was going in PH. What's hot/what's not - that sort of thing; have potholes replaced Gatsos, is the insurance companies' monopoly scam enough of a wee-wee boiler to warrant some action on our part, is there enough jolly BiB cover on the road/too much, are ALL Parking Attendants psychopathic fascists?
Please bring me up to speed, friends, so that I can make worthwhile contributions once again!