Forgive Me Father...

[alphahotelbravo]

..in the spirit of Simon Mayo's Confessions:

Every time I follow a blobby thing with "BMW X1" on the back being hammered down the road I have this need to overtake because it's too awful to look at.

Every time I've overtaken one of said blobby things I look in the mirror and it's turned into a Ssang-Yong that's been washed on the hot cycle and shrunk a bit. Especially if it's a white one.

I find myself thinking that the drivers have Clue Deficit Syndrome.

Can I be forgiven please...?

AHB

[Urban Sports]

What?

[iva cosworth]

1st post in 4 1/2 years and you come out with that ^^^^

Crap lurking.

[Papa Hotel]

I don't understand the question.

[hondafanatic]

O...It's a cliffhanger...I simply can't wait for the next 55 months to pass for the next installment.

[jonstable]

And I thought I was a lurker!!

[7mike]

alphahotelbravo said:

I find myself thinking that the drivers have Clue Deficit Syndrome.

I must have that. I haven't a clue what this post is about
Should I buy an X1 then?

[FraserLFA]

jonstable said:

And I thought I was a lurker!!

You're just a part-timer

[pacman1]

Book. Marked.

[soad]

Cool story, chap. I'd probably feel the need to overtake too when stuck behind awful eye sore suv

[skinley]

Urban Sports said:

What?

Did you not learn to read at school? Actually I'm wasting my time because I doubt you can comprehend this.

[skinley]

Papa Hotel said:

I don't understand the question.

See above.

[hoppo4.2]

He means they look Luke a pile of st and they are.

[Matt UK]

Well I don't think any of us saw that one coming...

[mybrainhurts]

Matt UK said:

Well I don't think any of us saw that one coming...

You must be blind. Very offensive on the eye. Awful heap...

[Papa Hotel]

skinley said:

See above.

Srry blud ur gonna hav 2 asplain dat bttr.

[jonstable]

FraserLFA said:

You're just a part-timer

Dammit, busted!!

[pacman1]

Have we frightened him off for another 6 years?

Two posts in 12 years, now that would be some lurking!

[Urban Sports]

skinley said:

Did you not learn to read at school? Actually I'm wasting my time because I doubt you can comprehend this.

What?