Car Eyelashes.. What on Earth?!

[Conor D]

Just spotted these of the Halfords website..
http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/...

Car Eyelashes

[Jw Vw]

There fking awful aren't they? Seen them on a few cars why people do it I have know idea.

[RemainAllHoof]

Razor sharp steel? What's the problem? Drive it into a crowd of rioters and save the tax payers money.

[Mastodon2]

I've seen these on an old shape Ford Ka, just what you need to give your car that extra "Special needs" touch!

[Baz Tench]

I saw a young girl driving a new shape Beetle with these on. Looked totally ridiculous!

[B3njamin]

Am probably the wrong gender and hence not their target audience but one grasps that said vixens with vanguard voraciousness veer towards vehicular vêtements verily vetoed by the vaudevillian, vox populi.

The "Powered by pixie dust" stickers would be another example. HTH.

[RemainAllHoof]

B3njamin said:

Am probably the wrong gender and hence not their target audience but one grasps that said vixens with vanguard voraciousness veer towards vehicular vêtements verily vetoed by the vaudevillian, vox populi.

Did you get a special offer on Vs at Tesco? Buy one, get one vree? I mean free.

[cuprabob]

Baz Tench said:

I saw a young girl driving a new shape Beetle with these on. Looked totally ridiculous!

But how did the car look?

[B3njamin]

RemainAllHoof said:

Did you get a special offer on Vs at Tesco? Buy one, get one vree? I mean free.

I thought 'V' was appropriately anti-phallic for this thread.

[Jw Vw]

cuprabob said:

Baz Tench said:

I saw a young girl driving a new shape Beetle with these on. Looked totally ridiculous!

But how did the car look?

[Pondered Scrotum]

It's to help you spot fkwits easier and drive defensively when said fkwits are spotted.

[escortcosworth12]

What a pointless peice of st, waste of money

[martin84]

I wonder if someone will calculate that the aerodynamic drag of the eyelash results in the car owner paying an extra 76pence in fuel over a year.

[badlands1]

I would crap myself if one of those winked at me.

[LMC]

If "accessorising" like that makes the bints stop getting pink resprays, then I'm all for them

[Snoggledog]

Wonder if they make them for a Mk1 MX-5

[badlands1]

LMC said:

If "accessorising" like that makes the bints stop getting pink resprays, then I'm all for them

here here.

[LawrenceOfArabia]

Don't like them but at least they are just a novelty. "Morettes" are much worse IMO.

[RemainAllHoof]

B3njamin said:

I thought 'V' was appropriately anti-phallic for this thread.

Doubly clever... sadly, too clever for me. I did wonder.

[Skylinecrazy]

Simple answer really.

Women.

Or Will Young fans.