I'm a Dictator.....
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Makem

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156 posts

212 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Hi all I'm an evil dictator for some obscure foreign coutry and I'm looking for a set of wheel.my criteria:
1.nothing 'modern'
2.must instill fear in my followers wherever I go
3.big enough to smash through a roadblock
4.awful mpg as petrol has no worth to me due to my oil wells.
5. Bodywork could take a bullet and not pass through.
6. Must be stylish (no riot wagons)

(seriously not a dictator but looking at big old mercs etc so just trying to see other options)

poing

8,743 posts

230 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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You took over an entire country but can't manage a thread title? I'm guessing it's a small country?

joebongo

1,517 posts

205 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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In before the title!

E38 750iL protection model.

PH lurker

1,301 posts

187 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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joebongo said:
In before the title!

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+1

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

234 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Unimog 404

PH lurker

1,301 posts

187 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Apart from No. 5 but armour could perhaps be made.
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3101064.htm ?

carmadgaz

3,204 posts

213 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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joebongo said:
In before the title!
laugh

Unimog biggrin

jonstable

2,927 posts

243 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Bentley Turbo. Big, dreadful on fuel and great for wafting past the poverty stricken populous. Weighs the same as a small planet so more than capable of smashing through roadblocks.

Tootles the Taxi

495 posts

217 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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oooooooooooooooa

24,139 posts

224 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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JulianHJ

8,870 posts

292 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Isn't it a given that tin pot dictators are generally carted about in LWB armoured S-Classes? Perhaps a more modern tyrant might rock up in a suitably large luxury armoured 4x4?

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

222 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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They are coming for you with NATO bombs, so make your peace with god!

NelsonR32

1,777 posts

201 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Mercedes Benz 600...


LooneyTunes

9,414 posts

188 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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LM002



Does everything on your list...

Edited by LooneyTunes on Friday 26th August 21:44

aldo56

80 posts

215 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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G class Mercedes!

E30Addict

825 posts

202 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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NelsonR32 said:
Mercedes Benz 600...

yes



tercelgold

969 posts

187 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Tootles the Taxi said:
Got to agree, plus for export you can get around VAT

"Direct exports to overseas military and similar installations may be zero-rated provided you comply with the conditions set out in this notice. See paragraphs 4.10 and 10.7 for further information."

Go for the Range Rover though, this is no longer about style. i saw a nice one on Witham that had a bolted hatch in the rear but still had boot space.


Edited by tercelgold on Friday 26th August 20:53

Puddenchucker

5,888 posts

248 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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How about a nice ZIL?


Blakewater

4,548 posts

187 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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They still make them like that. http://www.amo-zil.ru/zil_eng/10.html