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malambas

Original Poster:

22 posts

173 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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Dear friends, there as been a massive discussion, theres a gentlenan that said that had an skyline r32 with....a 2.1L V12 engine??!!!and thats not all!!he also said that hes cars top speed was 300mph?!?which is aprox 50 more then the veyron....he also said that he raced a FERRARI ENZO FX ,with the same car and won....now can you pls post ur opinion so that i can show down the pub, were this gent tells hes fantasy stories! Many thanks, hopefully ill get rid of this head lice lol

roachcoach

3,975 posts

176 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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In no way is he lying.

At all.

Not even a bit.

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

194 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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Bloody hell!, I wish my nan drove a Enzo Fxx beating skyline.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

173 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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I've got two of those...

McMacro

2,788 posts

178 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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Get back to your English class, sonny jim.

p.s. your mate is a liar

nobodyknows

12,319 posts

190 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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He sounds as intelligent as your spelling makes you look.

Maybe he's telling the truth, why don't you ask him for a ride home from the pub after he's had a few beers?

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

282 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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McMacro said:
Get back to your English class, sonny jim.

p.s. your mate is a liar
rofl

[Pedant] Full stops? Capitalisation? [/Pedant]

mercfunder

8,535 posts

194 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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McMacro said:
Get back to your English class, sonny jim.
Do you sit next to him in class?;)

Mini1275

11,098 posts

203 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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malambas said:
Dear friends, there as been a massive discussion, theres a gentlenan that said that had an skyline r32 with....a 2.1L V12 engine??!!!and thats not all!!he also said that hes cars top speed was 300mph?!?which is aprox 50 more then the veyron....he also said that he raced a FERRARI ENZO FX ,with the same car and won....now can you pls post ur opinion so that i can show down the pub, were this gent tells hes fantasy stories! Many thanks, hopefully ill get rid of this head lice lol
rofl

J4CKO

45,540 posts

221 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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Never mind, schools open again around this time.

JonnyFive

29,739 posts

210 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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My eyes.

Just remember, it's not long until summer holidays are over..


Nick3point2

3,920 posts

201 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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malambas said:
i can show down the pub
Lucky sod, I was never allowed into pubs when I was 13.

attym3

7,259 posts

189 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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Roll on Monday....

LuS1fer

43,115 posts

266 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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As the owner of a 400mph tri-turbo V4 Mustang, I have no reason to doubt what he says is true after I beat both his car and an F16 jet fighter last week. I'm just off to race a top fuel dragster now as a matter of fact.

roachcoach

3,975 posts

176 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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I've got a downpayment on a 2800hp, 2580lb ft version with a 5.2-litre, quad-turbo eight-rotor engine. Performance for that? How about 0-62mph in 0.9secs and 0-250mph in 4.8secs?

Skyline...pffft. Peasant.

JonnyFive

29,739 posts

210 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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LuS1fer said:
As the owner of a 400mph tri-turbo V4 Mustang, I have no reason to doubt what he says is true after I beat both his car and an F16 jet fighter last week. I'm just off to race a top fuel dragster now as a matter of fact.
Only a top fuller? I reckon you'd beat the Jet Car too, to be honest.

malambas

Original Poster:

22 posts

173 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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I know friends im not english, but i also speak,spanish,french and portuguese, but,what matters is the dimention of this guys lies

nobodyknows

12,319 posts

190 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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Why, whenever I read 'friends' or 'dear friends' am I waiting for 'I am Mr Ngwabe, President of Bank of Nigeria...

roachcoach

3,975 posts

176 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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nobodyknows said:
Why, whenever I read 'friends' or 'dear friends' am I waiting for 'I am Mr Ngwabe, President of Bank of Nigeria...and I have a really fast car, faster even than the Veyron....
EFA

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

194 months

Wednesday 31st August 2011
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malambas said:
I know friends im not english, but i also speak,spanish,french and portuguese, but,what matters is the dimention of this guys lies
So being able to speak other languages immediately makes you incapable of writing English?, interesting scratchchin.
Suggestion, how about mastering one language at a time?.