Range Rover Evoque

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

In <1 years time every school run Mum, and that bloke who plays rugby and is always chatting to the hot secretry's from the ground floor...you know, the guy you'd never get tired of punching in the face and wears pink shirts will be driving an Evoque.

I saw one last week and I thought it looked very nice, in fact they look awesom if i'm honest. But then I remembered the sort of people who will buy them. Since last week I've seen more and more of them, they're multiplying faster than Super Dry jackets, being driven the smug fashion concious pretencious tts who I hate with a passion.

I want to buy an ex-police motorcycle and pull over every Evoque driver and smash their smug fake tanned arrogant tttish faces in with a batton.




Erm...Doctor, can I go back inside now please.