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Mr Gear

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9,416 posts

210 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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Why does every heap-of-st car have to have the word "sport" on it these days? You can get a BMW 1-series diesel with an M-sport pack. What does that even mean? I'm sure it's a perfectly decent car, but it's not a bloomin sports car.

So, what are your nominations for the least sporty car that has "sport" in the name? I'll offer up the Peugeot "Sportswagon" for starters:



About as sporty as a breezeblock

Rawwr

22,722 posts

254 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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I dunno, I reckon I could get all my ice hockey kit in that. Hockey's a sport. More or less.

Mr Gear

Original Poster:

9,416 posts

210 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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Rawwr said:
I dunno, I reckon I could get all my ice hockey kit in that. Hockey's a sport. More or less.
You could put a pingpong bat in a handbag, but it doesn't make it a sportsbag.

McSam

6,753 posts

195 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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The "M-Sport" stuff, as with most "sport" trim, is all about making the dullest st look more interesting by taking the same styling cues as the top-end models - which I think is a crass, all-mouth-no-trousers thing to do, but it sells and it sells at good money. That good money helps justify the "halo" cars like the M3, so hey, go right ahead and sell "sports" packages onto four-pot diesel repmobiles!

I do, however, have no bloody idea why manufacturers won't call anything an "estate" any more. Not lifestyle enough, I presume.

kambites

70,290 posts

241 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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Rawwr said:
I dunno, I reckon I could get all my ice hockey kit in that. Hockey's a sport. More or less.
I think that's what it's mean to mean yes - like calling big 4x4 type things "Sports Utility Vehicles". It refers to what you're supposedly meant to use them for rather than the car itself.

And in my experience, "sport" itself on the back of a non-sportscar just means you can pay a bit more to ruin the ride quality.

mrmr96

13,736 posts

224 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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Sports cars don't tend to have the word 'sport' in the name at all. Almost all cars with 'sport' in the name are not sports cars at all, they are shopping cars with alloys and foglights.

roverspeed

700 posts

216 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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kambites said:
I think that's what it's mean to mean yes - like calling big 4x4 type things "Sports Utility Vehicles". It refers to what you're supposedly meant to use them for rather than the car itself.

And in my experience, "sport" itself on the back of a non-sportscar just means you can pay a bit more to ruin the ride quality.
Thats an S Line badge wink

Rawwr

22,722 posts

254 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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Mr Gear said:
You could put a pingpong bat in a handbag, but it doesn't make it a sportsbag.
It damn well does. Fact.

kambites

70,290 posts

241 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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roverspeed said:
kambites said:
I think that's what it's mean to mean yes - like calling big 4x4 type things "Sports Utility Vehicles". It refers to what you're supposedly meant to use them for rather than the car itself.

And in my experience, "sport" itself on the back of a non-sportscar just means you can pay a bit more to ruin the ride quality.
Thats an S Line badge wink
And M-sport, and all the rest of them.

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

177 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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As Kambites hints at, I believe it's a marketing link to the thinking behind SUV - Sport Utility Vehicle. The word 'Sport' does not suggest the vehicle dynamics are sporty, but that the vehicle is suited to sports related use, ie, lugging skis, sailing gear, bikes, climbing kit etc.

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

281 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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Mr Gear said:
Why does every heap-of-st car have to have the word "sport" on it these days? You can get a BMW 1-series diesel with an M-sport pack. What does that even mean? I'm sure it's a perfectly decent car, but it's not a bloomin sports car.

So, what are your nominations for the least sporty car that has "sport" in the name? I'll offer up the Peugeot "Sportswagon" for starters:



About as sporty as a breezeblock
207/307/407 with SW designation means 'Station Wagon' i.e. estate. Not Sport Wagon. rolleyesbiggrin

bicycleshorts

1,939 posts

181 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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roverspeed said:
Thats an S Line badge wink
Perhaps one for the 'stupid things non-petrolheads say' thread but I read on facebook the other day:
"Seems like you just can't help but drive fast in the S-line!"

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

224 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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I have a Nissian Micra S

It may stand for sport but i am more inclinded to belive it is for slow

Mr Gear

Original Poster:

9,416 posts

210 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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Caulkhead said:
As Kambites hints at, I believe it's a marketing link to the thinking behind SUV - Sport Utility Vehicle. The word 'Sport' does not suggest the vehicle dynamics are sporty, but that the vehicle is suited to sports related use, ie, lugging skis, sailing gear, bikes, climbing kit etc.
"Leisure" would be better then... but it doesn't sound as young and athletic does it?

ewenm

28,506 posts

265 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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Mr Gear said:
"Leisure" would be better then... but it doesn't sound as young and athletic does it?
So you're complaining about marketeers lying bending the truth? rofl

Mr Gear

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9,416 posts

210 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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ewenm said:
So you're complaining about marketeers lying bending the truth? rofl
Yes.

al1991

4,552 posts

200 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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Range Rover Sport.

Undoubtedly a great car, but not sporty.

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

281 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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al1991 said:
Range Rover Sport.

Undoubtedly a great car, but not sporty.
Always a contentious point this.

Is definitely sporty in comparison with FFRR. Les body roll, feels more 'planted' and is 'quick' to 60 for a 2.5 tonne behemoth - well, the Supercharged is.

McSam

6,753 posts

195 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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al1991 said:
Range Rover Sport.

Undoubtedly a great car, but not sporty.
More so than the FFRR?

kambites

70,290 posts

241 months

Monday 26th September 2011
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Tyre Smoke said:
al1991 said:
Range Rover Sport.

Undoubtedly a great car, but not sporty.
Always a contentious point this.

Is definitely sporty in comparison with FFRR. Les body roll, feels more 'planted' and is 'quick' to 60 for a 2.5 tonne behemoth - well, the Supercharged is.
Indeed, so following the logic above, it should be called the "Range Rover slightly less wallowy behemoth".